the gift of toys

cityxslicker · 01-31-2011, 11:38 AM

you know the vibes the dildos the peni......

aa-D or worse the two strock chain saw ?!!!!

it is an item you would send as a gift or one you should shop for together ?

and of course, since we dont have a toy thread, all your other generic ramblings about all things phallic and fake

MrsD · 01-31-2011, 12:43 PM

I have never been into toys. But I have given them mostly as a joke;)

Blu · 02-01-2011, 08:25 PM

I say send as a gift, unless she wants you to go shopping with her to get one!!

Bikenut · 02-02-2011, 07:16 PM

wtf?

cityxslicker · 02-03-2011, 05:30 PM

well we were skyping and the topic of toys came up.....
so you know one thing led to another ....

I just worry that customs would get ahold of it and think it is some damn terrorist thinngamahoozle and confisgate it !

Blu · 02-04-2011, 03:49 PM

Very possible!! Which would suck for the recipient!!

cityxslicker · 02-06-2011, 12:14 PM

there was just recently an arrest in spokompton where the guy had wired a vibe into an improvised explosive devise. damnit., off to google,,,,, key word vibrator terrorism ?

Vigilante · 02-16-2011, 04:38 PM

I would take another bike- that's what you meant by toys right?

cityxslicker · 02-18-2011, 07:46 AM

YouTube - King Missile - Detachable Penis

and I dont know why, it just reminds me of this
YouTube - Show me your genitals 1

MrsD · 02-18-2011, 08:46 AM

Explain Porn to me other than its a guy thing. In my 20's and 30' it never bothered me in my 40's maybe a bit in my 50's I'm really not impressed with the fact hes looking at 18 and 20 some year olds. It makes me feel a bit umm inadequate or like I'm competing or uncomfortable I don't know its kind of weird. Don't think I've felt this way before. Maybe its because this body is heading south and those bodies are all still north.

He says its a GUY thing.. I think I don't like it.
I know get over it, whatever.. like I said it never really bothered me before.

CForce · 02-18-2011, 10:23 AM

We like variety. He's committed to you, but every so often wants to look at something different. It's not like he's going to chase them...

MrsD · 02-18-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CForce

We like variety. He's committed to you, but every so often wants to look at something different. It's not like he's going to chase them...

Thanks thats much better than its a guy thing.
I should explain I carry baggage in this area due to my ex. Although a long time ago apparently I never got over the mental bashing. I'm going to have to work on that.

Remember I was the one when Duane and I first did the wild monkey dance I jumped up and put all my clothes back on and crawled back into bed.

I couldn't believe he stuck around after that

cityxslicker · 02-19-2011, 09:27 AM

it is like professional sports on tv.
few ever actually played the sport they are watching, fewer still could still do it, but every weekend, tote it out like they know the guys on the team personally. Are you threatened by the NFL ? Porn is as of dangerous ilk.
sure we all want to see nybile gymnastics getting nailed in the most obscene of things,,,,, but none of us want to see our sister or mother in the same scenes (ok there are a few of those pervs out there, but really)
is he going to run off to porn-a-con in vegas and work his way throught the vender starlet booths ? propably not. not any more than he is trying out for the olympic bobsled team, going to the field on spring opener day for try-outs.

and here is the double edged sword of porn..... get uppity about it and put a ban on it, and he will sneak to catch it; because now it is not just dirty and enticing sexually, now there is the 'how far can I go before I get caught' that we all did when we were kids when ever the parents told us specifically not to do something.

my last girl friend thinks that porn ruined our relationship. nope
it was because she wouldnt give up the ass and I would not cheat on her, and that drive needed an outlet some where. hello porn
want your man off porn ? give up the freaky . (what ever that may be for your general situation) he is at porn for the 'fantasy' give him the reality of it, or rachet it up a couple of notches in the bed room arena, and he is off of porn.

so for starters now one of the immediat questions...
'do you take it in the ass?
YouTube - Do You Take it in the Ass - The Wet Spots

MrsD · 02-19-2011, 02:12 PM

Thanks City and I'm pretty sure he pleased in the Bedroom fantasies and all. Would I ban him absolutely not I don't tell him what to do and visa versa. I just need to get over some self image insecurities.

01-31-2011, 11:38 AM	#1
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	the gift of toys you know the vibes the dildos the peni...... aa-D or worse the two strock chain saw ?!!!! it is an item you would send as a gift or one you should shop for together ? and of course, since we dont have a toy thread, all your other generic ramblings about all things phallic and fake

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01-31-2011, 12:43 PM	#2
MrsD Married and then some. I'm a Female Living in Crazytown Looking for Conversation Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 5	I have never been into toys. But I have given them mostly as a joke;)

02-01-2011, 08:25 PM	#3
Blu PNW Love Senior I'm a Girl Living in Spokane Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style	I say send as a gift, unless she wants you to go shopping with her to get one!!

02-02-2011, 07:16 PM	#4
Bikenut Litte Mary Sunshine I'm a Girl Living in just this of side of hell	wtf?

02-03-2011, 05:30 PM	#5
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	well we were skyping and the topic of toys came up..... so you know one thing led to another .... I just worry that customs would get ahold of it and think it is some damn terrorist thinngamahoozle and confisgate it !

02-04-2011, 03:49 PM	#6
Blu PNW Love Senior I'm a Girl Living in Spokane Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style	Very possible!! Which would suck for the recipient!!

02-06-2011, 12:14 PM	#7
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	there was just recently an arrest in spokompton where the guy had wired a vibe into an improvised explosive devise. damnit., off to google,,,,, key word vibrator terrorism ?

02-16-2011, 04:38 PM	#8
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	I would take another bike- that's what you meant by toys right?

02-18-2011, 07:46 AM	#9
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	YouTube - King Missile - Detachable Penis and I dont know why, it just reminds me of this YouTube - Show me your genitals 1

02-18-2011, 08:46 AM	#10
MrsD Married and then some. I'm a Female Living in Crazytown Looking for Conversation Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 5	Explain Porn to me other than its a guy thing. In my 20's and 30' it never bothered me in my 40's maybe a bit in my 50's I'm really not impressed with the fact hes looking at 18 and 20 some year olds. It makes me feel a bit umm inadequate or like I'm competing or uncomfortable I don't know its kind of weird. Don't think I've felt this way before. Maybe its because this body is heading south and those bodies are all still north. He says its a GUY thing.. I think I don't like it. I know get over it, whatever.. like I said it never really bothered me before.

02-18-2011, 10:23 AM	#11
CForce The Force I'm a Guy Living in Seattle Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Unique fashion style	We like variety. He's committed to you, but every so often wants to look at something different. It's not like he's going to chase them...

02-19-2011, 09:27 AM	#13
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	it is like professional sports on tv. few ever actually played the sport they are watching, fewer still could still do it, but every weekend, tote it out like they know the guys on the team personally. Are you threatened by the NFL ? Porn is as of dangerous ilk. sure we all want to see nybile gymnastics getting nailed in the most obscene of things,,,,, but none of us want to see our sister or mother in the same scenes (ok there are a few of those pervs out there, but really) is he going to run off to porn-a-con in vegas and work his way throught the vender starlet booths ? propably not. not any more than he is trying out for the olympic bobsled team, going to the field on spring opener day for try-outs. and here is the double edged sword of porn..... get uppity about it and put a ban on it, and he will sneak to catch it; because now it is not just dirty and enticing sexually, now there is the 'how far can I go before I get caught' that we all did when we were kids when ever the parents told us specifically not to do something. my last girl friend thinks that porn ruined our relationship. nope it was because she wouldnt give up the ass and I would not cheat on her, and that drive needed an outlet some where. hello porn want your man off porn ? give up the freaky . (what ever that may be for your general situation) he is at porn for the 'fantasy' give him the reality of it, or rachet it up a couple of notches in the bed room arena, and he is off of porn. so for starters now one of the immediat questions... 'do you take it in the ass? YouTube - Do You Take it in the Ass - The Wet Spots

02-19-2011, 02:12 PM	#14
MrsD Married and then some. I'm a Female Living in Crazytown Looking for Conversation Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 5	Thanks City and I'm pretty sure he pleased in the Bedroom fantasies and all. Would I ban him absolutely not I don't tell him what to do and visa versa. I just need to get over some self image insecurities.