Masterbate?

Rockerchic · 10-22-2008, 09:46 PM

OMFG! Never!
Absolutely- daily
Randomly- if I'm not getting it somewhere else
Its a secret
Sure, even in front of my partner...

I personally am the best I ever had...its another release of tension for me.

How the heck do I make this a poll?

oooo, did it....a poll that is

dizzle · 10-22-2008, 09:48 PM

this forum is still a work in progress.

i do it once every 24-72 hours.

I'm the best i've ever had too. I make girls jealous.

Rockerchic · 10-22-2008, 10:04 PM

speaking of which- time for bed before I'm too tired

i hate it when i fall asleep on myself- its happend

Washingtonblonde · 10-22-2008, 10:06 PM

Haha.. I get to end my night with a laugh.. Thanks RC!

Rockerchic · 10-22-2008, 10:10 PM

actually, its not that funny- i never did figure out if I finished the job- which led me to ask myself if i was the best- or the worse I eva had

cheers!

Mikercw · 10-22-2008, 10:28 PM

Best thing in a guys world..
the hand doesn't talk back... and its very satisfying

dizzle · 10-23-2008, 07:53 AM

and it doesn't complain when you let the other hand help out.

CStyle · 10-23-2008, 08:22 AM

I go through cycles lol...sometimes its multiple times a day...other times its weeks in between. But hey a recent study said that frequent ejaculation may protect against cancer....Honey my doctor told me to do it!!!!

Frequent ejaculation may protect against cancer - 06 April 2004 - New Scientist

recr8ton · 10-23-2008, 01:32 PM

The big plus is, is that it's sex with someone you love!

adrenalinejunkie · 10-23-2008, 01:57 PM

It's gods best creation "the hand". Have you ever noticed that it falls in the right spot (the crotch) so your not bending over to reach it or not bening your elbow cause your arm is down to your knee.

Cooley · 10-23-2008, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adrenalinejunkie

It's gods best creation "the hand". Have you ever noticed that it falls in the right spot (the crotch) so your not bending over to reach it or not bening your elbow cause your arm is down to your knee.

my hands dangle down to my knees...
Sad I know, but some day I'll find an advantage to being a knuckle dragger

JuiceBox · 10-23-2008, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

actually, its not that funny- i never did figure out if I finished the job- which led me to ask myself if i was the best- or the worse I eva had

cheers!

that's the funniest thing i've heard all week

Mikercw · 10-23-2008, 04:14 PM

In being very serious.....

Masturbating sometimes just takes WAY TO DAMN LONG!!!
seems like just sit there for an hour plus, then get tired and say screw it...lol

Rockerchic · 10-23-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

In being very serious.....

Masturbating sometimes just takes WAY TO DAMN LONG!!!
seems like just sit there for an hour plus, then get tired and say screw it...lol

u must be doing it wrong then. I cum instantly...its when i don't help the situation along that it takes hours

JuiceBox · 10-23-2008, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

In being very serious.....

Masturbating sometimes just takes WAY TO DAMN LONG!!!
seems like just sit there for an hour plus, then get tired and say screw it...lol

i know what your talking about....i usually find it's because i'm dehydrated. if i'm hydrated well enough...it doesn't seem to be a problem.

dizzle · 10-23-2008, 09:07 PM

if it takes a person more then 10 minutes to jack off, then you have a problem.

I can get myself off in 5 minutes max if i just wanna get off.

anything longer then 15 minutes i'm just not in the mood.

Mikercw · 10-23-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

u must be doing it wrong then. I cum instantly...its when i don't help the situation along that it takes hours

Theres not many ways that you can masturbate wrong...l

but hell a girl cuming can be done very easily!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceBox

i know what your talking about....i usually find it's because i'm dehydrated. if i'm hydrated well enough...it doesn't seem to be a problem.

Thank you....at least ya know what i`m talking about

Quote:

Originally Posted by dizzle

if it takes a person more then 10 minutes to jack off, then you have a problem.
I can get myself off in 5 minutes max if i just wanna get off.
anything longer then 15 minutes i'm just not in the mood.

No comment

Rockerchic · 10-23-2008, 10:46 PM

i'm off to bed and we all know what that means....

I'm gonna fall asleep

Mikercw · 10-23-2008, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

i'm off to bed and we all know what that means....

Time to play with myself

Fixed it for ya hun

Rockerchic · 10-23-2008, 10:49 PM

I wish....I'm just not in the mood, someone ruined it for me. Fuckin asshole.....guess I should go discuss it in "relationship" thread....

fuckit- i will be masterbating for awhile apparently

Mikercw · 10-23-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I wish....I'm just not in the mood, someone ruined it for me. Fuckin asshole.....guess I should go discuss it in "relationship" thread....

fuckit- i will be masterbating for awhile apparently

Never let a guy take that joy away from you.....

Just start and you`ll be happy, k?

Night have fun

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaReBarE

nice poll lol

Well Thanks.....

Wait....

You ment....

Awww nevermind, Hi

Had to check spelling

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaReBarE

nooooo not pole :P perve lol jkjk

Thats why I had to double check spelling.....
Perve..... Well ok, only alittle kthxbai

elaine · 10-27-2008, 07:05 PM

.

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:11 PM

^^ Say what your thinking...

elaine · 10-27-2008, 07:17 PM

Toys! FTW

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:20 PM

Any girl saying that they dont have any are LIARS!!!! Simple put

Oh and also on a guys POV.... Its hot when a girl does that in front of guys

Rockerchic · 10-27-2008, 07:21 PM

its better when the guys help the ladies out

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

its better when the guys help the ladies out

Oh and I totally agree.....

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

Oh and I totally agree.....

elaine · 10-27-2008, 07:27 PM

And it sucks when the guys are afraid of it! Size does matter? LOL

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elaine

And it sucks when the guys are afraid of it! Size does matter? LOL

well when it makes a tall boy of pbr look small, we start to wonder where you're actually putting the damn thing

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elaine

And it sucks when the guys are afraid of it! Size does matter? LOL

Guys afriad of it.....

Size matters yes, but stop being greedy

elaine · 10-27-2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceBox

well when it makes a tall boy of pbr look small, we start to wonder where you're actually putting the damn thing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

Guys afriad of it.....

Size matters yes, but stop being greedy

It's like toy vs boy... so boy is insecure about his performance vs batteries.

Plummy · 10-27-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

Any girl saying that they dont have any are LIARS!!!! Simple put

Oh and also on a guys POV.... Its hot when a girl does that in front of guys

I don't.

Only cause I tossed it before I moved to Hawaii and then never got a replacement. And nothing seems to interest me enough to spend money on it.

But that doesn't say that creative ingenuity hasn't ever been used.

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plummy

I don't.

Only cause I tossed it before I moved to Hawaii and then never got a replacement. And nothing seems to interest me enough to spend money on it.

But that doesn't say that creative ingenuity hasn't ever been used.

hair brush?

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elaine

It's like toy vs boy... so boy is insecure about his performance vs batteries.

not worried about performance. worried about throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceBox

not worried about performance. worried about throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Rockerchic · 10-27-2008, 07:49 PM

I have 4
small, medium and bigger haha and the 4th has 8 choices, but can be loaded for 2 (there's even one for a man. whooooo hooooo!)

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plummy

I don't.

Only cause I tossed it before I moved to Hawaii and then never got a replacement. And nothing seems to interest me enough to spend money on it.

But that doesn't say that creative ingenuity hasn't ever been used.

Um....Fingers,icecubes, fruit or Veg. if thats your thing, and rods

Those all count

Mikercw · 10-27-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I have 4
small, medium and bigger haha and the 4th has 8 choices, but can be loaded for 2 (there's even one for a man. whooooo hooooo!)

Atleast you know what you want...

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I have 4
small, medium and bigger haha and the 4th has 8 choices, but can be loaded for 2 (there's even one for a man. whooooo hooooo!)

it's like a leathermans...for pussy...or in your case pussy and cock

elaine · 10-27-2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I have 4
small, medium and bigger haha and the 4th has 8 choices, but can be loaded for 2 (there's even one for a man. whooooo hooooo!)

HAhahaha I only have two... big and bigger. lmao

Plummy · 10-27-2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceBox

hair brush?

uh, no. that was in the past. needed something that goes deeper than that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

Um....Fingers,icecubes, fruit or Veg. if thats your thing, and rods

Those all count

I wasn't saying that I don't get myself off. I just don't own a toy specifically for that.

Anymore.

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elaine

HAhahaha I only have two... big and bigger. lmao

is one of them a grape fruit?

elaine · 10-27-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceBox

is one of them a grape fruit?

I feel like i have grapefruits on my chest... why would i need another one?

JuiceBox · 10-27-2008, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elaine

I feel like i have grapefruits on my chest... why would i need another one?

to complete the set of course

Cooley · 10-27-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elaine

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Mikercw · 10-29-2008, 12:38 PM

BUMP:

For Masturbation

TeashaMae · 10-29-2008, 12:50 PM

Ummm why not, there are so many pro's to rubbin one out, it's like doing a disservice to yourself not too

Rockerchic · 10-29-2008, 12:54 PM

yeah, I woke up at 3am cuddled next to pink rubber thing...must've been to tired afterwards to put it away.

Mikercw · 10-29-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

yeah, I woke up at 3am cuddled next to pink rubber thing...must've been to tired afterwards to put it away.

In some weird way....that's kinda hot

Washingtonblonde · 10-29-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockerchic

yeah, I woke up at 3am cuddled next to pink rubber thing...must've been to tired afterwards to put it away.

Haha.. You mean it wasn't the octopus??

Rockerchic · 10-29-2008, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washingtonblonde

Haha.. You mean it wasn't the octopus??

naw that would have required me to make a decision...and I was too drunk to decide

Washingtonblonde · 10-29-2008, 01:41 PM

For those that might not know.. Reviving an old PNWR thread
PNW Riders

Cooley · 10-29-2008, 01:48 PM

LOL, what a thread.

View Poll Results: Masterbate?
Never	0	0%
Randomly, if I'm not gettin it somewhere else	12	37.50%
Daily- I'm the best I eva had	20	62.50%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

10-22-2008, 09:46 PM	#1
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	Masterbate? OMFG! Never! Absolutely- daily Randomly- if I'm not getting it somewhere else Its a secret Sure, even in front of my partner... I personally am the best I ever had...its another release of tension for me. How the heck do I make this a poll? oooo, did it....a poll that is Last edited by Rockerchic; 10-22-2008 at 09:50 PM.

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10-22-2008, 09:48 PM	#2
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	this forum is still a work in progress. i do it once every 24-72 hours. I'm the best i've ever had too. I make girls jealous.

10-22-2008, 10:04 PM	#3
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	speaking of which- time for bed before I'm too tired i hate it when i fall asleep on myself- its happend

10-22-2008, 10:06 PM	#4
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	Haha.. I get to end my night with a laugh.. Thanks RC!

10-22-2008, 10:10 PM	#5
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	actually, its not that funny- i never did figure out if I finished the job- which led me to ask myself if i was the best- or the worse I eva had cheers!

10-22-2008, 10:28 PM	#6
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	Best thing in a guys world.. the hand doesn't talk back... and its very satisfying

10-23-2008, 07:53 AM	#7
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	and it doesn't complain when you let the other hand help out.

10-23-2008, 08:22 AM	#8
CStyle Today I choose Life I'm a Gentleman Living in Marital Bliss... Blog Entries: 2	I go through cycles lol...sometimes its multiple times a day...other times its weeks in between. But hey a recent study said that frequent ejaculation may protect against cancer....Honey my doctor told me to do it!!!! Frequent ejaculation may protect against cancer - 06 April 2004 - New Scientist

10-23-2008, 01:32 PM	#9
recr8ton PNW Love Junior I'm a Guy Living in Portland	The big plus is, is that it's sex with someone you love!

10-23-2008, 01:57 PM	#10
adrenalinejunkie Dude Rider I'm a Dude Living in Puyallup, WA	It's gods best creation "the hand". Have you ever noticed that it falls in the right spot (the crotch) so your not bending over to reach it or not bening your elbow cause your arm is down to your knee.

10-23-2008, 04:14 PM	#13
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	In being very serious..... Masturbating sometimes just takes WAY TO DAMN LONG!!! seems like just sit there for an hour plus, then get tired and say screw it...lol

10-23-2008, 09:07 PM	#16
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	if it takes a person more then 10 minutes to jack off, then you have a problem. I can get myself off in 5 minutes max if i just wanna get off. anything longer then 15 minutes i'm just not in the mood.

10-23-2008, 10:46 PM	#18
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	i'm off to bed and we all know what that means.... I'm gonna fall asleep

10-23-2008, 10:49 PM	#20
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	I wish....I'm just not in the mood, someone ruined it for me. Fuckin asshole.....guess I should go discuss it in "relationship" thread.... fuckit- i will be masterbating for awhile apparently

10-27-2008, 07:05 PM	#24
elaine tellyourhotfriendtocallme I'm a Lady Living in Auburn	.

10-27-2008, 07:11 PM	#25
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	^^ Say what your thinking...

10-27-2008, 07:17 PM	#26
elaine tellyourhotfriendtocallme I'm a Lady Living in Auburn	Toys! FTW

10-27-2008, 07:20 PM	#27
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	Any girl saying that they dont have any are LIARS!!!! Simple put Oh and also on a guys POV.... Its hot when a girl does that in front of guys

10-27-2008, 07:21 PM	#28
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	its better when the guys help the ladies out

10-27-2008, 07:27 PM	#31
elaine tellyourhotfriendtocallme I'm a Lady Living in Auburn	And it sucks when the guys are afraid of it! Size does matter? LOL

10-27-2008, 07:49 PM	#39
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	I have 4 small, medium and bigger haha and the 4th has 8 choices, but can be loaded for 2 (there's even one for a man. whooooo hooooo!)

10-29-2008, 12:38 PM	#49
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	BUMP: For Masturbation

10-29-2008, 12:50 PM	#50
TeashaMae ~Messy Baby~ I'm a Chicky-poo Living in my own reality....	Ummm why not, there are so many pro's to rubbin one out, it's like doing a disservice to yourself not too

10-29-2008, 12:54 PM	#51
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	yeah, I woke up at 3am cuddled next to pink rubber thing...must've been to tired afterwards to put it away.

10-29-2008, 01:41 PM	#55
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	For those that might not know.. Reviving an old PNWR thread PNW Riders

10-29-2008, 01:48 PM	#56
Cooley Awesome. I'm a Dude Living in Seattle	LOL, what a thread.