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Old 07-02-2009, 05:14 PM   #1
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I may only be 23....

But i was thinkin' about it and I've done some crazy shit in my day... Ever had sex with a girls armpit while another dude fucks the OTHER armpit? TOP THAT SHIT!
 
Old 07-02-2009, 05:24 PM   #2
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What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
Old 07-02-2009, 08:50 PM   #3
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um...

no.

i have not.
 
Old 07-02-2009, 08:54 PM   #4
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why would you even want to do that??
 
Old 07-02-2009, 09:57 PM   #5
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you kids don't have a clue of what freaky sex is anymore....an armpit. ...really If that's the best ya got what the hell is the internet for?

My top three:

In a Beretta - over I-90 in rush hour traffic
On the hood of a car coming back from Luguna Seca - in clear view of I-5 the honking never stopped til we did
On my boss's desk - I hated that boss

It's about the RUSH, fucking an armpit is old school and boring
 
Old 07-03-2009, 05:17 AM   #6
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you kids don't have a clue of what freaky sex is anymore....an armpit. ...really If that's the best ya got what the hell is the internet for?

My top three:

In a Beretta - over I-90 in rush hour traffic
On the hood of a car coming back from Luguna Seca - in clear view of I-5 the honking never stopped til we did
On my boss's desk - I hated that boss

It's about the RUSH, fucking an armpit is old school and boring
My EYES...so its ok for you to talk about sex, but not me and where the hell is the warning...MY EYES, MY EYES...
 
Old 07-03-2009, 08:27 PM   #7
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hey, that was not very graphic and ok, I'll give ya the disclaimer but you ELUDED to the sex things...I never said WHAT we did on the hood, or in the Beretta...your diryt little mind just filled in the blanks
 
Old 07-03-2009, 10:10 PM   #8
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i'm still having an issue of why the hell anyone would want to fuck an armpit.

let alone have a threesome with two armpits.
 
Old 07-04-2009, 11:42 AM   #9
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I`ll hold myself back on this one
 
Old 07-05-2009, 11:07 AM   #10
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I`ll hold myself back on this one
you an armpit fucker too?
 
Old 07-05-2009, 12:12 PM   #11
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Um...No, Armpit not so much


I was holding back from answering the kinky stuff
 
Old 07-05-2009, 05:26 PM   #12
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Um... Ew..
 
Old 07-05-2009, 05:42 PM   #13
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Um...No, Armpit not so much


I was holding back from answering the kinky stuff
k.

as long as there's no armpits. dunno why i'm having such a difficult time with that, but it just sounds like a "good idea" from being high.

dtls on kinky stuff, please.

i need new material for my writing.
 
Old 07-05-2009, 09:01 PM   #14
I am naked... Right now.
 
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I'm pretty sure I don't remember posting this thread..... nothing to see here, I deny these wild arm-pit fucking allegations.
 
Old 07-06-2009, 12:21 PM   #15
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What about the part where your purpose on earth is to spread your man seeds???
 
Old 07-07-2009, 11:37 AM   #16
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What about the part where your purpose on earth is to spread your man seeds???
He already has one kid...
 
Old 05-27-2010, 12:05 AM   #17
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Dear Penthouse. I never thought I would ever be writing into you with something, but I gotta share what happened. So me and my friends Tim and Katie were sitting around getting high and drinking and you know Katie is kinda hot in a big girl kind of way and I couldnt help myself but I swear when the dope kicked in her armpits looked like virgin pussies and then I though 'Hey Tim you want in on this cuz Imma gonna get me some cherry pits....." ..... And now Katie is pregnant and nobody knows who the father is....
 
Old 05-31-2010, 03:25 PM   #18
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Dear Penthouse. I never thought I would ever be writing into you with something, but I gotta share what happened. So me and my friends Tim and Katie were sitting around getting high and drinking and you know Katie is kinda hot in a big girl kind of way and I couldnt help myself but I swear when the dope kicked in her armpits looked like virgin pussies and then I though 'Hey Tim you want in on this cuz Imma gonna get me some cherry pits....." ..... And now Katie is pregnant and nobody knows who the father is....
I think I have that issue, April 2006 right?
 
Old 05-31-2010, 03:57 PM   #19
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at a public school on the concrete steps in the pooring down rain, it was around midnight er summin not really in public but that was a blast, hehe!
 
Old 05-31-2010, 03:59 PM   #20
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Dear Penthouse. I never thought I would ever be writing into you with something, but I gotta share what happened. So me and my friends Tim and Katie were sitting around getting high and drinking and you know Katie is kinda hot in a big girl kind of way and I couldnt help myself but I swear when the dope kicked in her armpits looked like virgin pussies and then I though 'Hey Tim you want in on this cuz Imma gonna get me some cherry pits....." ..... And now Katie is pregnant and nobody knows who the father is....
lmao...shoulda wore an armband!
 
Old 11-17-2010, 01:38 PM   #21
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I am curious...Several questions here :

1. Were you both on the same side (front / back) or one each?

2. Did you use any sort of lube, or was the pit sweat plenty?

3. If the answer to number 1 was one in front and one in back, did you see the others guys dick popping in and out of your side of the other armpit?

4. Are you aware that you broke the guy code which states Np < / = Nv (Number of penises must equal or be less than the number of vaginas)?

5. Speaking of vaginas, what was wrong with hers?
 
Old 11-17-2010, 05:33 PM   #22
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I am curious...Several questions here :

1. Were you both on the same side (front / back) or one each?

2. Did you use any sort of lube, or was the pit sweat plenty?

3. If the answer to number 1 was one in front and one in back, did you see the others guys dick popping in and out of your side of the other armpit?

4. Are you aware that you broke the guy code which states Np < / = Nv (Number of penises must equal or be less than the number of vaginas)?

5. Speaking of vaginas, what was wrong with hers?

Wow, just wow. BTW, is this slow Erick or just some random Erix. The only reason I ask is I just retrieved 20 rolls of film that I lost. Mostly from Lizzybeths fathers day throw down. LOL, beans was SO cute back then
 
Old 11-17-2010, 07:41 PM   #23
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Wow, just wow. BTW, is this slow Erick or just some random Erix. The only reason I ask is I just retrieved 20 rolls of film that I lost. Mostly from Lizzybeths fathers day throw down. LOL, beans was SO cute back then
Slow Erick or some rando? Those are my choices? Booo
 
Old 11-27-2010, 10:49 AM   #24
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Daddy, tell me about sex.

Well darlin, when do people love each other, and there is trust, well there is nothing more natural than a man's penis in your arm pit. You remember that. That is why God gave you two, because their doubly special. Now runalong.

This mayberry moment brought to you by the pubic action committee, the bureau to restore armpit chastity, and the moral majority that thinks vaginas and girl butt are over rated.
 
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