Worst thing someone has said or done during sex?

ODiE · 10-21-2008, 12:01 PM

I was dating this girl for maybe a few months if that and she said "I love you." Mind you this was like mid.... coitus. Now I don't know if this is true for all people but it would take an imminent natural disaster to get me to stop but this stopped me like a brick wall........ For about three seconds before I said it back (stupidly) and kept right on trucking.... It was quite awkward afterwards.

Same person.... "I want you to cut me".

I stayed in that relationship way longer than i should have. What can I say, I was young, dumb, and the sex was amazing sans her talking.

JuiceBox · 10-21-2008, 12:02 PM

having them start their period mid act...

Kasper · 10-21-2008, 12:07 PM

I had a girl say "hit me" and I was like what? Then she said "hit me in the face". That was it for me! Way too hardcore. LOL...

JuiceBox · 10-21-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasper

I had a girl say "hit me" and I was like what? Then she said "hit me in the face". That was it for me! Way too hardcore. LOL...

i thought i got crazy ones...you folks must be shopping at the looney bin.

ODiE · 10-21-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JuiceBox

i thought i got crazy ones...you folks must be shopping at the looney bin.

I didn't even mentiont he time she said she wanted me to rape her in the bushes.

Kasper · 10-21-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JuiceBox

i thought i got crazy ones...you folks must be shopping at the looney bin.

It has to be these West Coast girls....LOL. I'm from the East Coast originally and I don't think I would ever had heard this. Oh, well...It is what it is. When I got up, she asked me what was wrong!

Cooley · 10-21-2008, 12:48 PM

you guys make my slightly neurotic/OCD girls seem totally normal...

Mind you I like my slightly neurotic/OCD girls, so please stop making them seem normal.

and

to the "I love you" bit.. too much of that, boo!

Cooley · 10-21-2008, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasper

It has to be these West Coast girls....LOL. I'm from the East Coast originally and I don't think I would ever had heard this. Oh, well...It is what it is. When I got up, she asked me what was wrong!

Rockerchic · 10-21-2008, 03:55 PM

I "may" have fallen asleep on em .... during "it"....whoops

ODiE · 10-21-2008, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I "may" have fallen asleep on em .... during "it"....whoops

That's almost as bad as "is it in yet?"

JuiceBox · 10-21-2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ODiE

That's almost as bad as "is it in yet?"

i prefer to hear them say is out yet....

GirlNinja · 10-21-2008, 08:46 PM

I rolled over one morning and said "oh shit, your not suppose to be in my bed, and we shouldnt be naked."

Killed his ego i think. :(
damn those drunken nights

JuiceBox · 10-21-2008, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GirlNinja

I rolled over one morning and said "oh shit, your not suppose to be in my bed, and we shouldnt be naked."

Killed his ego i think. :(
damn those drunken nights

Dirk Digler · 10-22-2008, 06:23 AM

I used to have this Monkey suit back in high school, it was mainly used for pranks and illegle drunken acts. anyway I had a chick ask me to wear it..........I could'n turn down the chance so I cut a hole in the crotch and went for it. I thought that I was gonna get heat stroke. I also took pictures just cause I figured no one would believe me.

Qtip · 10-22-2008, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirk Digler

I used to have this Monkey suit back in high school, it was mainly used for pranks and illegle drunken acts. anyway I had a chick ask me to wear it..........I could'n turn down the chance so I cut a hole in the crotch and went for it. I thought that I was gonna get heat stroke. I also took pictures just cause I figured no one would believe me.

You're my new hero

Raven Ryder · 10-22-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GirlNinja

I rolled over one morning and said "oh shit, your not suppose to be in my bed, and we shouldnt be naked."

Killed his ego i think. :(
damn those drunken nights

i thought you said you werent gonna spread that around...fail

Qtip · 10-22-2008, 12:51 PM

"OMG my husbands home" never been so scared for my life.

and no I didn't know she was married.

adrenalinejunkie · 10-22-2008, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Qtip

"OMG my husbands home" never been so scared for my life.

and no I didn't know she was married.

wingman · 10-22-2008, 08:48 PM

[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="5"]“Did we use a condom?”
[/SIZE][/FONT]

ODiE · 10-23-2008, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirk Digler

I used to have this Monkey suit back in high school, it was mainly used for pranks and illegle drunken acts. anyway I had a chick ask me to wear it..........I could'n turn down the chance so I cut a hole in the crotch and went for it. I thought that I was gonna get heat stroke. I also took pictures just cause I figured no one would believe me.

You know we DO have a NWS section wink wink nudge nudge

Cooley · 10-23-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by adrenalinejunkie

Best Avatar EVER!

PDcycles · 11-01-2008, 10:27 PM

We were getting it fast & hot, I was 17, she stopped and said "oh shit, my Moms home!" I went out the side door with my pants & shoes in my hands, over the wall, down the neighbors driveway and out to the street to my car. Somehow we didn't get caught, her Dad would have shot me.

dizzle · 11-02-2008, 06:55 AM

"did you just put it in my ass?"

ODiE · 11-02-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzle

"did you just put it in my ass?"

Amy Jane · 11-02-2008, 03:52 PM

I have said the wrong name a few times, but really, who hasn't. Once i may have said something along the lines of "i want you inside me" while we were already having sex... oops

dizzle · 11-02-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Amy Jane

I have said the wrong name a few times, but really, who hasn't. Once i may have said something along the lines of "i want you inside me" while we were already having sex... oops

i'm sure you have better stories like that. For some reason i'm thinking of shower heads and being caught. But then again i just have a wild imagination.

Amy Jane · 11-02-2008, 03:57 PM

That was one time!!!! And if he had satisfied me i wouldn't have needed my shower head.

dizzle · 11-02-2008, 04:00 PM

so you're saying he sucks? way to kil his ego, cut throat! Love it!

Mikercw · 11-02-2008, 04:02 PM

oh ouch

Cooley · 11-03-2008, 09:25 AM

got awesome.

10-21-2008, 12:01 PM	#1
ODiE I am naked... Right now. I'm a Gentleman Living in Issaquah, WA	Worst thing someone has said or done during sex? I was dating this girl for maybe a few months if that and she said "I love you." Mind you this was like mid.... coitus. Now I don't know if this is true for all people but it would take an imminent natural disaster to get me to stop but this stopped me like a brick wall........ For about three seconds before I said it back (stupidly) and kept right on trucking.... It was quite awkward afterwards. Same person.... "I want you to cut me". I stayed in that relationship way longer than i should have. What can I say, I was young, dumb, and the sex was amazing sans her talking.

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10-21-2008, 12:02 PM	#2
JuiceBox At Banned Camp I'm a Dude Living in seattle	having them start their period mid act...

10-21-2008, 12:07 PM	#3
Kasper Rockstar I'm a Guy Living in Tacoma	I had a girl say "hit me" and I was like what? Then she said "hit me in the face". That was it for me! Way too hardcore. LOL...

10-21-2008, 12:48 PM	#7
Cooley Awesome. I'm a Dude Living in Seattle	you guys make my slightly neurotic/OCD girls seem totally normal... Mind you I like my slightly neurotic/OCD girls, so please stop making them seem normal. and to the "I love you" bit.. too much of that, boo!

10-21-2008, 03:55 PM	#9
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane Blog Entries: 6	I "may" have fallen asleep on em .... during "it"....whoops

10-21-2008, 08:46 PM	#12
GirlNinja Um hi? I'm a Lady Living in Everett	I rolled over one morning and said "oh shit, your not suppose to be in my bed, and we shouldnt be naked." Killed his ego i think. :( damn those drunken nights

10-22-2008, 06:23 AM	#14
Dirk Digler Newbie I'm a Guy Living in Spokane	I used to have this Monkey suit back in high school, it was mainly used for pranks and illegle drunken acts. anyway I had a chick ask me to wear it..........I could'n turn down the chance so I cut a hole in the crotch and went for it. I thought that I was gonna get heat stroke. I also took pictures just cause I figured no one would believe me.

10-22-2008, 12:51 PM	#17
Qtip Engineer of the Love Boat I'm a Guy Living in One in Washington Blog Entries: 2	"OMG my husbands home" never been so scared for my life. and no I didn't know she was married.

10-22-2008, 08:48 PM	#19
wingman Thread Creator I'm a Gentleman Living in spokane	[FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="5"]“Did we use a condom?” [/SIZE][/FONT]

11-01-2008, 10:27 PM	#22
PDcycles Newbie I'm a Gentleman Living in Winston, Oregon	We were getting it fast & hot, I was 17, she stopped and said "oh shit, my Moms home!" I went out the side door with my pants & shoes in my hands, over the wall, down the neighbors driveway and out to the street to my car. Somehow we didn't get caught, her Dad would have shot me.

11-02-2008, 06:55 AM	#23
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	"did you just put it in my ass?"

11-02-2008, 03:52 PM	#25
Amy Jane Newbie I'm a Lady Living in Bothell	I have said the wrong name a few times, but really, who hasn't. Once i may have said something along the lines of "i want you inside me" while we were already having sex... oops

11-02-2008, 03:57 PM	#27
Amy Jane Newbie I'm a Lady Living in Bothell	That was one time!!!! And if he had satisfied me i wouldn't have needed my shower head.

11-02-2008, 04:00 PM	#28
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	so you're saying he sucks? way to kil his ego, cut throat! Love it!

11-02-2008, 04:02 PM	#29
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	oh ouch

11-03-2008, 09:25 AM	#30
Cooley Awesome. I'm a Dude Living in Seattle	got awesome.