cityxslicker

and ebonics and pidgeon are english ;)

None of it will translate the colluquialisms, and sound like you are a jabbering 6th grader.

To quote a poslovitza, His bucket doesnt have enough rope

Qtip

Hmmm I'll teach you Ebonics and you can teach me Russian. You never know when you're going to be stuck in the ghetto and might need to be able to speak the local language

cityxslicker

The nice thing about the ghetto is that its pretty well defined, the problem with ebonics is that it is crossing over into mainstream culture and text speak, and the dumbing down of america is on par and acceleration with an inverted Moores Law.... That in ever 18 months the intelligence of the population has decreased by a factor of 2.... just watch Reality TV and see we are indeed a dumber baser population based on our 'entertainement'

cityxslicker

Its been a week, time for the booby update

cityxslicker

dropped this in the other thread, but it bares repeating

I love her
And I loved THEM
And I did love motorboatin
They are just full o win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
These things they call boobies
They gonna make you cry
I've had em young
The reals and the fake
Two things for sure

(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah
(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah
(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah
(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Loves em big and the nipples too
You just can't lie
You've heard it all
Until your titties fall
These things gonna get you boys
It's your figure's bangin
I don't care for J'lo thing
All I can say is
Big Tits

(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah
(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah
(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah
(Big Tits)
Big Tits yeah yeah

I've been through wet nurses
I've been through milfs
I've been through them all
Big Tits

PS Yana and I are spending Christmas together... I love Russian presents

MrsD

Come on there just Boob's...Cheers to your Christmas present you must have been a good boy this year

raichean

WOAH.. dude, nice!

raichean

Funny, I love doing the same thing!

Just awesome though.. there needs to be more women like you.

raichean

Dude.. as a "microsoft perv".. *laugh* I am officially offended plus DAAAAYAMM.. unless I am in one of the Business and Marketing buildings, women that hot on campus are RARE!

cityxslicker

$60 a page for translation, 3K for immigration papers, visa, and marriage docs.
I have been helping Microsofties marry Russian / Ukrainian women for 15 years.
whole evolution is about 10k..... sexy girls... make sure you have your prenups in hand.
PM if you are serious.

And Yana is off books, sorry.

cityxslicker

yes, they are just boobs..... but really. I am a fan

cityxslicker

you know you love it..... maybe turn down the volume !
Chinese Boob Clamp Creates Epic Cleavage - Adrants

Mikercw

You must really really really masturbate a lot.......

cityxslicker

because she is long distance ?
ppftt. I was in the same house with a girl and we didnt have sex; for YEARS.
meh. theater of the mind beats porn every time, and since I am fixed, I really think that has changed the libido driven angst that I suppose you are talking about.

Mikercw

cityxslicker

there is more to life than spank bank cheesecake


but she is cute in lingerie too ;)

arekwhite

hey dude your topic is interesting...so peoples visit your thread...

smartymatt

why do i like boobies? .... because i'm a dude.

to the girls here who said they also like 'em -- how 'bout man-boobs?

MrsD

No Man Boobs

cityxslicker

no troll titties either !