Avboden

Ever actually wished you had a penis?

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snaps

while it would make it a lot easier to pee in public, no, I don't think I ever have. I've had the occasional thought of "Ugh I wish I wasn't female" I've never really been serious about it.

Miss Annette

Um....not sure. I have wished before that I was a man so I didn't have to feel anything, could just roll out of bed put on a pair of jeans and look sexy without spending an hour on hair etc. And I could have sex whenever I wanted with whoever I wanted and not have a label attatched to my name like what tends to happen when you are a female. Let's face it there tends to be a double standard when it comes to men and women. But me wishing i could be a man had nothing to do with really wanting to have a penis even though that's what makes you a man by doctors standards. Make sense?

I need another drink....

Plummy

i wonder what it'd be like to have one sometimes, but definitely no envy

KaReBarE

I would like to have one for a week

Jeeperman

I hear ya, but realize that some guys {not I} take longer to get themselves together than the average women. You think they just don't care but there look good or bad is many time by design. It takes some of us a lot of work to look as bad as we do! Also the only reason we do not have label attached is because we either where it as a badge or pretend we don't care, the name callers go away! As for wanting a penis.....well that's just to easy. I will let someone else go there!

Miss Annette

LOL!!!!! Well. If it was just about wanting a penis I can always go buy one and strap it on to see what it feels like. hmmmmmm.....

TeashaMae

Never.

Peeing pretty much anywhere would be kinda nice , but other than that, no thanks. I've always thought it weird to have something always in the way down there!

But I am more than happy with what I got

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Jeeperman

I did not think that is what it was. I am suprised no one has offered theirs up!

Mikercw

Waste of time

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MrsD

NO

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Clackamas

Does the OP mean Penis Envy of not being endowed with one, or Penis envy in not having the well endowed man?

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Jeeperman

Why are you concerned Henry? One of them fit your sittuation?

Clackamas

Nope as the OP clearly was asking the Ladies

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GirlNinja

All though it surely would make peeing in public alot easier....

Im a proud owner of a vagina. and I like my vagina.

Washingtonblonde

HUH.. I LOVE being a girl.. everything about it.. but yeah.. I can think of a time or two where I wanted one.. Not for keeps though.. Just to play with.

This doesn't make me weird does it??

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Jeeperman

Hell no! What do you think we do with em!

Washingtonblonde

Haha.. I figure it's gotta be something like a man wanting to have boobs to try out.

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vivid

hahaha. i love this question av.
i am going to have to answer yes to this. even though i LOVE being a woman and love all the "extras" that come with it.....i still wish i had a penis. i would write my name in the snow with it right now.

Jeeperman

Maybe for some, but I have not felt the need. I would rather just test the sets on you gurls than have my own getting in the way!

GirlNinja

Huh Having a Penis on standby to play with whenever wanted would be kinda fun...

Good Idea.

snaps

I have a boyfriend for that

Washingtonblonde

I'm kicking you in the shin..

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Plummy

watch out there. you might just be understanding women.

Dragonfish

I'd like to help

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GirlNinja

snaps

...my shins hurt...

sorry

vivid

av....where's my snow picture???

ODiE

I'll trade someone, who wants a penis? In pretty good condition, recently referred to as "the biggest i've ever seen" and "a porn star penis". Looking for a "gently used" vagina, shaved bare manditory

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SiX

Penis Envy?

cityxslicker

Whizzle away. just 24.95. No snow for ya until winter though
USK Store: Female Urinary Device (FUD)

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Mikercw

oh wow... a Vagina shaped Funnel with tubing!!

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cityxslicker

or did you mean the actual prostetic. I am sure the local F*ckerware store has a full display of strap-ons.

Strap -on, Strap-off,.....The Strapper!

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Lynk

Wow, you sure are picky! Are you really that worried about a tickle in the back of the throat? It goes away pretty quickly.

cityxslicker

MooBs

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Washingtonblonde

^^Ewww

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