Mikercw

So yes it has happened to guys at one point.....

That one girl who you got in bed, things started to move along....

She gets naked, as do you.... She performs Oral....Then says "repay the favor" (BTW which should ALWAYS happen)

But when the guy is about to repay the favor.... the girl just isn't "right"...

As in...... Funky flavorful of smells & taste already in your mouth, of "i`m not going down on that"

Seriously.... How would a guy talk himself outta that!?!?!?!



i`m in a weird mood tonight

dizzle

i'm the cruel and harsh bastard.

"i'm not eating you out, sorry, there's just something wrong down there .. thanks for the blow job, i'll see ya later"

Metonymy

I stay neat and clean for that exact reason. If she chose not to for some reason, she shouldn't have the expectation of anything.

And if it was unpleasant and she was unaware of the situation, don't be a jerk about it. Give her a couple subtle hints and then tell her in a non-condescending fashion if it comes to it.

And if it's just not your thing in the first place, make sure the other person knows. It's simple courtesy.

TeashaMae

Gesh...you should do the finger test first and foremost so you know what your working with..you know better than that Mike!

But for realz, see if you two can get in shower for some fun times and to cleanse the not so fresh areas, if this doesn't help, lord help her. I would make mention in a non-condescending way if possible, how you don't know you smell funky is beyond me, but some people are just blissfully un-aware.

Also...if a girl isn't willing to "taste" herself...there's something funky. Do. Not. Touch.

Metonymy

Teasha to the rescue once again!

TeashaMae

Revmeup

I taste like chicken........er....wait........ahhhhhhhhhh hell......I think I did it wrong

dizzle

i have a sudden craving for KFC.

Plummy

return the favor? wtf is that?

Washingtonblonde

Awe... that's just sad!

dizzle

no, what's sad is taking off a girl's pants and seeing more hair down there then u have on ur head.

ODiE

Freakin' genius.

There are some vaginas I don't want to stop going down on, and there are others I don't even want in my bed

JuiceBox

that's hard to do in my case...

Washingtonblonde

Hmm.. I can't really think of a nice way of telling someone since this is a somewhat sensative topic. I really don't know.. I certainly wouldn't tell her IN bed. The shower idea is a good - but it really only solves it on a case by case basis and doesn't make her aware of her 'situation'.

ODiE

eventually she might think you have a shower fetish.

JuiceBox

Cooley

^^where the heck do you come up with this stuff

Mikercw

Ya know I was just thinking the same thing

Wild Angel

I first said WTF!!! Then as I scrolled down I was totaly ROTF LMAO I could not stop laughing I loved the cartoon. Man I would say it is up to the female to "check herself" before she gets fresh with a man. If your heading out for the night or heck out of the house check yourself you never know when you might get lucky.

If a man is going south and the funk is getting to you before you hit the pole find another area to kiss or bite mix it up a little check the thigh, stomach or side flip her over and kiss up her spine toss in a little lick and rub that will get her mixed up on what was going to happen to this new and out of the ordinary thing she will like.

Now on the grounds of telling her the junk has funk that all depends on your relationship. Co-habit relationship hell ya you better speak up...First timer in bed shut up wait for some time to go by if it is a constent funk speak up once the relationship is built. One night stand never mind telling her you, if you never see her again and you know that send her a text message...FYI BTW I had fun last night but the junk has funk..

dizzle

you like it like that huh?

hey everybody, wild angel like's getting her butthole licked!

Mikercw

hmmmm..... i`m kinda liking Wild Angel

cityxslicker

You could always pull the redneck escape,
That was good, go get me the remote, I know NASCAR is on. Make me a sammich while yer up

If she has a brain in her head, you will be lucky to see her again ;)

SiX

So, what about guys that taste really nasty?

Mikercw

I dont know... I have never sucked a guy off... and cant do myself (damn)......
But I have always been told i`m nice and sweet.

I do feel bad for you girls that might get them jewy boys and have to play with that uncircumcised stuff

TeashaMae

I've only seen pics....

But for the guys that aren't so fresh...seriously? Take a effing shower, I'm not going after the cheese platter you've got going on down there. Luckily I've never really ran into that

Miss Annette

I'm just gonna say it.......while ive never had problems with a guy not showering etc I have had issues with the way they taste. Every guy has a tast to him depending on his diet and what he puts into his body. And some guys just taste aweful!!!! It makes me not want to go back down in that area.

SiX

Yeah, it was the taste I was talking about...

Rockerchic

if it tastes icky recommend they start eating cinnamon, specially if they want you to visit down there again... a man's diet totally is reflected , um, down there....

Bikenut

you people are sick oh, asparagas, guy don't even THINK about eating it at LEAST three days before a 'date'.

Any you crazy kids, that's why old people shower together BEFORE the deed...talk about foreplay...er...not that I know...LaDena told me

Mikercw

hahahaha....

cityxslicker

Pineapple juice. you should be able to tell the results in a couple of hours.

I would like to thank one of our local PNW Twin riders for that sniglet of info. She will remain nameless, but it works like a charm.