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Old 12-03-2008, 09:29 AM   #1
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Synopsis of "Bad Date"

Has everything ever "gone south" right from the start? Like worst "Blind Date" cable tv show.
Care to share a story?
 
Old 12-03-2008, 10:25 AM   #2
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met some girl online.

when she sent her picture, this is the one i got,


but when i met up with her at starbucks, this is what i saw waiting for me,


i hate meeting people online =(
 
Old 12-03-2008, 11:17 AM   #3
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WTF? Dane
 
Old 12-03-2008, 03:26 PM   #4
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LOL!!! that's fookin funny!!!!
 
Old 12-03-2008, 03:39 PM   #5
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that made me giggle...

where's the damn rep feedback when u need it??
 
Old 12-03-2008, 04:24 PM   #6
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Damn.... I need to block some of those pics on my myspace!!


Ya know payback is a bitch!!

Last edited by Mikercw; 12-03-2008 at 04:26 PM.
 
Old 12-03-2008, 04:59 PM   #7
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haha.

i <3 u mike.

but seriously, stop sending out fake pics to people you meet on craigslist man .. if you wanted to take me to dinner, you could have just asked.
 
Old 12-03-2008, 05:15 PM   #8
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Blind date a few years back. my buddies wife sets me up with one of her friends for a group bowling date...I don't skirt where I work when asked and when she asked what I do for work I told her...now keep in mind we are standing in line waiting to get our bowling shoes...place is packed, she goes turns to my friends wife and practically yells "you hooked me up with a fucking porno guy??"


I go

everybody in ear shot has now stopped what they are doing and is looking at us...



I slowly turned towards the bar for a

she stayed and ignored me the whole night.
 
Old 12-03-2008, 06:09 PM   #9
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I have never been on a blind date ever.
 
Old 12-03-2008, 06:28 PM   #10
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Quote:
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Blind date a few years back. my buddies wife sets me up with one of her friends for a group bowling date...I don't skirt where I work when asked and when she asked what I do for work I told her...now keep in mind we are standing in line waiting to get our bowling shoes...place is packed, she goes turns to my friends wife and practically yells "you hooked me up with a fucking porno guy??"


I go

everybody in ear shot has now stopped what they are doing and is looking at us...



I slowly turned towards the bar for a

she stayed and ignored me the whole night.
Oh.. you poor guy.
 
Old 12-03-2008, 07:08 PM   #11
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ok, real actual bad first date for me.

I met some girl a few years back and thought she was real cool. Took her out to dinner at one of my favorite restaurants and thought everything was going up real well til about 2 minutes into the date when i realized this bitch does not shut up and had the worst laugh ever.

About 20 minutes into the date i couldn't take it anymore, excused myself to the bathroom .. paid the waitress from where my date couldn't see me and left the restaurant. Texted the girl and said that i had a family emergency come up and had to leave immediately.

never heard from her since then. Thank god.
 
Old 12-03-2008, 07:12 PM   #12
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Well when I was like 18 yrs old my baby daddy's (we were not together anymore he took off like most men do) Mom set me up on a blind date with her co-worker he comes to the door I open the door look at him and impulse to close the door!!
I let him in, we went out to a steak and seafood place called Chapter11 he orders some damn clams he offers them up to me I am so YUK!! that slug looking slimy shit in my mouth no way.

So after dinner he takes me up to the five mile area overlooking the city.
Cool you think well the road is a lot of twisting and he proceedes to tell me how he ran off the road a few months back on that very same road off the cliff!! He was trying to kill himself he tells me...YUP tells me as we twist down the road how he is Bi-polar!!
Fuging blind dates SUCK I will never ever do that again!!
 
Old 12-03-2008, 07:16 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by recr8ton View Post
Blind date a few years back. my buddies wife sets me up with one of her friends for a group bowling date...I don't skirt where I work when asked and when she asked what I do for work I told her...now keep in mind we are standing in line waiting to get our bowling shoes...place is packed, she goes turns to my friends wife and practically yells "you hooked me up with a fucking porno guy??"


I go

everybody in ear shot has now stopped what they are doing and is looking at us...



I slowly turned towards the bar for a

she stayed and ignored me the whole night.

I am so sorry that you had to go through that but that is a funny story!!!

For the record it was totally her loss.....Hell, I would have been asking if you could get me any discounts!!!!!
 
Old 12-05-2008, 06:41 AM   #14
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First of all - recr8tion: Sorry

My last blind date was horrible. All I heard about was how much money he made and how accomplished he was. He also looked like he was 80 years old and did NOTHING as far as hiking, riding, camping, etc. When I called to let him know I was running for our second and LAST date, he told me not to worry































he was at my house waiting for me Do I really need to say I came in on two wheels gunning for someone
 
Old 07-26-2009, 01:01 PM   #15
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I forgot Plenty of Fish, yep, lots of fun there. Chat on the IM, text back and forth, on the phone for several hours at a time.... and the first date.... Nothin. It was like she was a total different person. Like an alien sucked her personality right out of her. Met for a Mariners game and a sunset out at the Bistro... it was out and done by the 7th inning stretch.
Her words, this isnt going how I thought it would. mine, I wasnt aware it was going at all. Next'd good fun.
 
Old 07-26-2009, 10:47 PM   #16
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Met a girl, she seems nice. Says she's blonde, 5'10" and about 170lbs. Manager at KFC...cool...at least she isn't the parts-plucker or something.

Go to pick her up for the date...at the local section 8 housing in town...uh-oh.

She comes to the door...blonde with dark black roots showing, a good 6' and 250lbs...UH-oh.

She said she loves mexican but hates the places in town...so I take her to another town 30 miles away.

On the drive down, I ask her about music she likes. She says she only likes "Classic Country" and immediately flips my car stereo to her favorite station...this is not off to a good start.

We pull up to the place..."Oh, yeah...I've been here...hate it."

Before we even get to the table, she asks the hostess for a Bud Light.

They seat us by the men's room...and almost every single guy that walks by on his way there either recognizes her or she recognizes him.

She orders not only the most expensive thing on the menu, but actually mentions that fact.

15 minutes and three more Bud Lights later, our food comes. She eats three bites and says how she's on a diet.

She asks for a doggie bag...and another Bud Light...

We leave for the long drive back to her place, while she entertains me with a story about how she is going to take the next week off so she can go to her mom's trial in Yakima. Apparently "mom" was "accidently" cooking meth in her trailer/daycare and took a .22 pot-shot at one of the parents coming to pick up her kid.

I drop her off at her place, and she asks if I would walk her to the door...apparently her next door neighbor is "creepy".

We get to her door, she opens it, and pulls me inside. "Let me show you around!"

"Here's the front room, pics of my daughter...who is spending the night at her dads, BTW...the kitchen, bathroom, and this is my room!"

At this point, she grabs me, spins me to face her, throws me on the bed and starts shoving her tongue down my throat. I barely have time to wonder when she smoked that cigarette I'm tasting.

I manage to get out from under her...uh...non-petite frame, jump up, and say "It was fun, but I'm sorry...I have to go!" As I'm dashing to the door she calls out "Its okay! I'm fixed!"

*shudder*
 
Old 07-26-2009, 11:11 PM   #17
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if this story is remotely true then I am so sorry for anything I said or even thought, the majority of my dates have gone exceptionally well, (cept one hale marry), and I have humbly come to the conclusion that I have nothing to complain about, Thank you!
 
Old 07-26-2009, 11:16 PM   #18
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All troof...'cept I didn't mention the part about why she knew the guys walking by. Seems she and her "friend" preferred to visit the bars in this town instead of the ones back home 'cause the guys were "easier"...

...well...f*ck me to tears...I think we have a winner...
 
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