I was into him/her until......

TeashaMae · 10-20-2008, 07:21 PM

Saw this on another forum, was a riot, figured we could try it here, as membership grows, lets hope so does this thread!

So I was into him/her until......

He woke me up on a Saturday morning at 8am throwing rocks at my window with coffee in hand....Now this wouldn't have been so bad if he got the go ahead to stop by when he wanted (which he had not), and if my roommates weren't up and watched him walk around the house to my bedroom window.

Until he wrote me a song a month into the relationship......

Until I found out he didn't dig on oral...at all.

Until I found out every single detail he had told me up to this point was a lie...well all except his name

You're turn! I'm sure I'll think of some more and add to this as well

Metonymy · 10-20-2008, 07:24 PM

Until I found out she had more baggage than a Boeing 767 on a trans-atlantic flight.

JuiceBox · 10-20-2008, 07:25 PM

until i found out no one in her family was jewish

until i found out she was <21

until i found out nathan was there first

outofsync · 10-20-2008, 07:26 PM

Until I found out she had slept with a bunch of my "Friends"

ODiE · 10-20-2008, 07:29 PM

Until she told me she was still in High School.

grantizzle · 10-20-2008, 09:15 PM

until i saw her light that first cigarette.

until she got drunk and made out with another guy on our first date.

until discovered motorcycles.

ODiE · 10-20-2008, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by grantizzle

until i saw her light that first cigarette.

until she got drunk and made out with another guy on our first date.

until discovered motorcycles.

Oh man. I smoked for 6-7 years and when I quit and made out with a girl that smoked for the first time as a non smoker I was pretty revolted. I can see how that might be a deal breaker.

CStyle · 10-20-2008, 09:22 PM

Until she tried to make me drink....

Until she asked me to choke her and punch her in the face.... I like it a little rough but that is some freaky stuff there.

TeashaMae · 10-20-2008, 09:26 PM

Until he would NOT STOP showing his "Prince Albert" to everyone in this ever loving world. Just yank it out...you never knew when he was going to show it.

grantizzle · 10-20-2008, 09:29 PM

until she told my best friend that she'd fuck him if i wasn't there.

for best friends with integrity.

ODiE · 10-20-2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by grantizzle

until she told my best friend that she'd fuck him if i wasn't there.

for best friends with integrity.

and -1 for promiscuity.

infinity · 10-20-2008, 11:57 PM

bros b 4 hos

infinity · 10-20-2008, 11:57 PM

and bikes too

DJ Nathan V · 10-21-2008, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by grantizzle

until i saw her light that first cigarette.

That's a deal-breaker.

ODiE · 10-21-2008, 12:30 AM

I saw her ring :angry

CodeBlue · 10-21-2008, 12:52 AM

Until I found out she was crazy.

Until I found out she was crazy/drugs, then 6 months later until I found out she was cheating.

Until I found out she was stalking me.

Until I found out she was..... I see a pattern.

DJ Nathan V · 10-21-2008, 12:53 AM

Until I found out about the drugs.

CStyle · 10-21-2008, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeashaMae

Until he would NOT STOP showing his "Prince Albert" to everyone in this ever loving world. Just yank it out...you never knew when he was going to show it.

Ha Ha, did we date right after I graduated High school?

Dirk Digler · 10-21-2008, 07:32 AM

Until I notice the adams apple

Kasper · 10-21-2008, 08:52 AM

Until she said " I have some drama going on right now".

lovegun · 10-21-2008, 09:02 AM

she beg to go down on me before I even knew her name, I was easy at the time but damn I did not want her to keep on giving if you know what I am talking about.

Dragonfish · 10-21-2008, 09:42 AM

Infidelity, and all that goes with it. That's the deal breaker.

CStyle · 10-21-2008, 12:43 PM

Until they failed the finger test

ODiE · 10-21-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CStyle

Until they failed the finger test

Ok, I'll bite. What's the finger test?

CStyle · 10-21-2008, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ODiE

Ok, I'll bite. What's the finger test?

Odie, Odie, Odie....my own little padawan lol....

dizzle · 10-22-2008, 05:44 AM

until i saw them dance
until i kissed them
until i found out she had no rhythm
until i found out about her husband who she's in the process of divorcing because he's in the army and is stationed over in iraq.

epiphany · 10-22-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ODiE

Ok, I'll bite. What's the finger test?

I believe this is what you're looking for...

Urban Dictionary: smell test

#1 = Finger Test

DJ Nathan V · 10-22-2008, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by epiphany

I believe this is what you're looking for...

Urban Dictionary: smell test

#1 = Finger Test

An important test... if a girl fails that it might be time to look into other options.

Raven Ryder · 10-22-2008, 11:27 AM

until she started talking

DJ Nathan V · 10-22-2008, 11:28 AM

Nice av, RR.

TeashaMae · 10-22-2008, 11:29 AM

Until he started making out with my gay roommates....

Raven Ryder · 10-22-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ Nathan V

Nice av, RR.

until nathan turned around

I will get a dif one later...its a temp

PDcycles · 10-22-2008, 06:44 PM

Untill I could no longer deny to myself that she had been, and still was, cheating.

elaine · 10-24-2008, 12:15 AM

... saw his ring
... found out he wasn't over the last girl
... found out he didn't have a backbone (pushover)
... he took longer than me to get ready
... found out he couldn't for himself
... found out he didn't have a sense of humor

Uhm... I've got a whole list.

I'm not picky... I'm just highly selective.

TeashaMae · 05-05-2009, 08:17 AM

This did not happen to me, but a close friend:

I was into him until....

He stalked me and my friends over Facebook and ended up showing up at one of the two places that was mentioned we were going to be at....after texting and getting declined to hang out that night....

Until he wanted the case number he thought I had filed against him....(how did he know we went to the Police station?)

Washingtonblonde · 05-05-2009, 09:40 AM

^^^ZOMG! I think I know who that is!

TeashaMae · 05-05-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Washingtonblonde

^^^ZOMG! I think I know who that is!

You certainly know the Stalkee....the stalker is CRAZY

Washingtonblonde · 05-05-2009, 09:44 AM

Are you SURE I don't know the STALKER???

TeashaMae · 05-05-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Washingtonblonde

Are you SURE I don't know the STALKER???

Well I didn't know him, I had only met him twice when he started to get funky....

Washingtonblonde · 05-05-2009, 09:46 AM

Hmm.. maybe they are just related.. or it's the twin you never meet.

TeashaMae · 05-05-2009, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Washingtonblonde

Hmm.. maybe they are just related.. or it's the twin you never meet.

I iz curious who you are thinking of now...

Bikenut · 05-05-2009, 02:06 PM

til I realized he had the word 'commiting' confused with commanding

lol - not sure how I ever missed this post

DJ Nathan V · 05-06-2009, 05:10 PM

...till I found out about her husband.

Glad I figured that out early. Ugh!

(Not recent, lol)

jjoker · 05-07-2009, 12:18 PM

...until I saw men's shaving gear, and 'happy family picture (her, her husband, and couple of kids) in her bathroom

...until she tried to run me over with a car over a bathing suit

...until she was ready to throw down in a pub when she saw a sister of a girl that I had a crush on years before

Miss Annette · 05-07-2009, 02:36 PM

^^^^^
My brothers ex tried to run him over with the car......but he cheated on her. It was really over a bathing suite?!?!?!?

jjoker · 05-07-2009, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Annette

^^^^^
My brothers ex tried to run him over with the car......but he cheated on her. It was really over a bathing suite?!?!?!?

Alright - story time!

Yep, I remember it like it was yesterday... awwwh... we were soo in love, last year of highschool, summer approaching, and she wanted, 'oh so much', to go shopping. God only knows, she needed another bathing suit, like I needed second asshole, but that would be kinda fun, so what the heck. Off into her 70' oldsmobile, which was more of a tank than a car, we hopped, and started on our 30 mile drive from small little town ofDayton to the big city of Walla Walla, shivering with excitement of it all.

Nothing worth remembering happend on the way, so lets forward to the part where she goes into the changing room, and pops out withe the bathing suite on.

'Tuh duuh!' the dressing room door swings open

- End of Part 1 -

I will add rest when I get back home.

Bikenut · 05-07-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjoker

Alright - story time!

Yep, I remember it like it was yesterday... awwwh... we were soo in love, last year of highschool, summer approaching, and she wanted, 'oh so much', to go shopping. God only knows, she needed another bathing suit, like I needed second asshole, but that would be kinda fun, so what the heck. Off into her 70' oldsmobile, which was more of a tank than a car, we hopped, and started on our 30 mile drive from small little town ofDayton to the big city of Walla Walla, shivering with excitement of it all.

Nothing worth remembering happend on the way, so lets forward to the part where she goes into the changing room, and pops out withe the bathing suite on.

'Tuh duuh!' the dressing room door swings open

- End of Part 1 -

I will add rest when I get back home.

AAHHH! You bastard, you can't leave me like this!!!!

Miss Annette · 05-07-2009, 06:07 PM

WHAT?!?!?!? I need the rest of the story now!!!! I am off to dinner and the movies and won't be back till late. It's not Kareoke but at least I don't need anyone to entertain me!!! lol......This sucks!!!!

jjoker · 05-07-2009, 06:39 PM

Well, that's just not me to leave with the job half done, pants around ankles, shirt undone.... I mean who does that. I will, however, make you reread the whole thing so that it infact look like one story rather than a mini series.

I am working on part 2 right now - right now, right now

Bikenut · 05-07-2009, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjoker

Well, that's just not me to leave with the job half done, pants around ankles, shirt undone.... I mean who does that. I will, however, make you reread the whole thing so that it infact look like one story rather than a mini series.

I am working on part 2 right now - right now, right now

hurry up for pete's sake, it's not polite to make a woman wait

jjoker · 05-07-2009, 07:23 PM

Yep, I remember it like it was yesterday... awwwh... we were soo in love, last year of highschool, summer approaching, and she wanted, 'oh so much', to go shopping. God only knows, she needed another bathing suit, like I needed second asshole, but that would be kinda fun, so what the heck. Off into her 70' oldsmobile, which was more of a tank than a car, we hopped, and started on our 30 mile drive from small little town ofDayton to the big city of Walla Walla, shivering with excitement of it all.

Nothing worth remembering happend on the way, so lets forward to the part where she goes into the changing room, and pops out withe the bathing suite on.

'Tuh duuh!' the dressing room door swings open, and out pops the love of my, "oh so very young dumb full of ...", life, resembling a stripper jumping out of a birthday cake. And against my better judgement, as this is the girl, to whom I've uttered my forever hauting words 'Ok Bitch' when she asked me to talk dirty to her, and out my lips "Honey it's blue!" slips out. Clearly the wrong thing to say to a girl in blue bathing suite, and information that will be etched to my memory for the rest of my days. I've never seen anybody turn around so fast on her imaginary heels, slamming the changing room door with such force, it nearly came of the hinges.

Realizing mypredicament, I cluched to the door, and pleaded, but the only reply I got was "We're done!" When she came out, and I scraped myself from being squished by the door, I followed her to the car, patiently waiting in the parking lot.

I didn't realize what was happening when she popped the trunk, until I saw my school books, and folder flying through the air like tossed salad. I was not getting back in that car, and have a
30 mile hike back to Dayton ahead of me.

When tossed salad was done, she hopped in her car, and took off, circling the parking lot couple more times giving me the bird on passing by, and poof she was gone. I asked a fellow bystander watching the entire 'days of our lives' episode unfold right in front of his eyes, if he would be so kind and watched my belongings while I make a phone call. And of course I called her mom, she agreed to pick me up, and that I am to start walking towards dayton.

As I walk back to my gear, the love of my life comes back to torment me some more, as I was obviously not bleeding out of enough wounds. She pulls up, and asks if I am hungry, because she was just at burger king, and would give me a ride there so I could eat.

My spider sense realized that this is nothing but a plot to get me back in the car, and since I had already arranged pickup, thus gaining footing, I declined and mentioned that I am on my way to meet up with my ride. I didn't have to be prompted again to divulge that it was her mom, who's coming to pick me up, and as you can imagine, this was just like pouring gasoline on a fire, except lot more explosive and volatile. I half listened to her shouts as I walked south towards the highway, having an devilish delight from the fact that I was not infact stranded, and at her mercy. And again she sped off, this time for good, or so I thought.

Few minutes on my trudge back to Dayton on the side of the road, books getting heavy in my arm, my gods-gift-to-men, girl speeds up from behind, and cuts right in front of me, blocking my path, and in less than delightful voice starts shouting "Get the Fuck in the Car!" And of course those are just the words any man yearns to hear. So the fighting gloves went on, and I shouted back "I ain't getting in that car, I am nobody's fucking dog!" But she shouted more, and the verbal altercation continued, and pretty soon we were arguing with my face at her drivers window.

I said I was done, and went to collect my books from the hood of her car, she punched the gas, catching my pants on driver's side window, probably the only thing saving me from going under the car. Fortunately this was exactly the moment when police showed up, because of a domestic violence call from a neighboring gas station.

And that, my friends, is how I almost got run over by a car over the very much blue bathing suit, which kinda looked like the one below

jjoker · 05-07-2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bikenut

hurry up for pete's sake, it's not polite to make a woman wait

Pete's not here right now, would you like to leave a message ?

Bikenut · 05-07-2009, 08:18 PM

Well worth the wait!! She sounds like my long lost sister

Xcept I would have made sure I would have taken you out and it would have taken more than some ill placed comment towards me to cause that that kind of reaction

I thinks it's HILAROUS you called her mom

DJ Nathan V · 05-08-2009, 04:52 PM

Wow. I had some crazy ones... but wow. Stay the hell out of Walla Walla. That's where one of mine came from.

Vigilante · 05-12-2009, 07:05 AM

I was into her until I found out about the other guy(s) getting into her.

Scene... I showed up to a party in college, my bro met me at the door and didn't look like he was having a very good time... what the? He just said, "follow me" as we went through the crowded house and then stopped and said, "This is going to sting a little bit" as I peered through the bedroom doorway and saw her socks up in the air.

Oh well, that's college I guess and much good came of it in the long run.

some other ones...
until I got my driver's license
until her best friend asked me to her prom

until I met her cousin

until I could see we had no future
until I met the lady that became my wife

Mikercw · 05-20-2009, 09:17 PM

I was so into her til she whipped a dick out bigger than mine,,,,,,then I found a HAWT Beaner

Whitefire · 05-21-2009, 04:51 PM

until... he revealed he had more sex toys than I did!

Millionaire or not, that man definitely wierded me out the more comfortable he got around me.

SiX · 05-21-2009, 11:38 PM

until he lied
until he tried to control me (in a bad way)
until I found out he was married, an egotistical asshole, looking for a mommie...
until I realized he could never love anyone

sin808 · 05-31-2009, 04:05 PM

until they came on here hocking viagra

Miss Annette · 05-31-2009, 04:11 PM

lol

10-21-2008, 12:52 AM	#16
CodeBlue Newbie I'm a Guy Living in Maple Valley, WA	Until I found out she was crazy. Until I found out she was crazy/drugs, then 6 months later until I found out she was cheating. Until I found out she was stalking me. Until I found out she was..... I see a pattern. Last edited by CodeBlue; 10-21-2008 at 12:54 AM..

10-21-2008, 12:43 PM	#23
CStyle Today I choose Life I'm a Gentleman Living in Marital Bliss... Blog Entries: 2	Until they failed the finger test __________________ “There's three methods to gaining wisdom. First is reflection, it's the highest. Second is limitation, it's the easiest. Third is experience, it's the bitterest.” confucius http://chatoslife.blogspot.com/

10-24-2008, 12:15 AM	#34
elaine tellyourhotfriendtocallme I'm a Lady Living in Auburn	... saw his ring ... found out he wasn't over the last girl ... found out he didn't have a backbone (pushover) ... he took longer than me to get ready ... found out he couldn't for himself ... found out he didn't have a sense of humor Uhm... I've got a whole list. I'm not picky... I'm just highly selective. __________________ If you want a submissive woman... GO TO BURGER KING; where you CAN have it your way! Here's some toilet paper coz you're being an ass.

05-05-2009, 09:40 AM	#36
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	^^^ZOMG! I think I know who that is! __________________ I'm haivng curry tuna on cracked wheat sour dough / borckly cheader quiesh and wine

05-05-2009, 09:44 AM	#38
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	Are you SURE I don't know the STALKER??? __________________ I'm haivng curry tuna on cracked wheat sour dough / borckly cheader quiesh and wine

10-20-2008, 07:21 PM	#1
TeashaMae ~Messy Baby~ I'm a Chicky-poo Living in my own reality....	I was into him/her until...... Saw this on another forum, was a riot, figured we could try it here, as membership grows, lets hope so does this thread! So I was into him/her until...... He woke me up on a Saturday morning at 8am throwing rocks at my window with coffee in hand....Now this wouldn't have been so bad if he got the go ahead to stop by when he wanted (which he had not), and if my roommates weren't up and watched him walk around the house to my bedroom window. Until he wrote me a song a month into the relationship...... Until I found out he didn't dig on oral...at all. Until I found out every single detail he had told me up to this point was a lie...well all except his name You're turn! I'm sure I'll think of some more and add to this as well

10-20-2008, 07:24 PM	#2
Metonymy Down the Rabbit Hole I'm a Gentleman Living in Washington	Until I found out she had more baggage than a Boeing 767 on a trans-atlantic flight.

10-20-2008, 07:25 PM	#3
JuiceBox At Banned Camp I'm a Dude Living in seattle	until i found out no one in her family was jewish until i found out she was <21 until i found out nathan was there first

10-20-2008, 07:26 PM	#4
outofsync PNW Love Freshman I'm a Guy Living in The Rutt	Until I found out she had slept with a bunch of my "Friends"

10-20-2008, 07:29 PM	#5
ODiE I am naked... Right now. I'm a Gentleman Living in Issaquah, WA	Until she told me she was still in High School.

10-20-2008, 09:15 PM	#6
grantizzle My hand is in my pants. I'm a Guy Living in Mill Creek, Wa	until i saw her light that first cigarette. until she got drunk and made out with another guy on our first date. until discovered motorcycles.

10-20-2008, 09:22 PM	#8
CStyle Today I choose Life I'm a Gentleman Living in Marital Bliss... Blog Entries: 2	Until she tried to make me drink.... Until she asked me to choke her and punch her in the face.... I like it a little rough but that is some freaky stuff there.

10-20-2008, 09:26 PM	#9
TeashaMae ~Messy Baby~ I'm a Chicky-poo Living in my own reality....	Until he would NOT STOP showing his "Prince Albert" to everyone in this ever loving world. Just yank it out...you never knew when he was going to show it.

10-20-2008, 09:29 PM	#10
grantizzle My hand is in my pants. I'm a Guy Living in Mill Creek, Wa	until she told my best friend that she'd fuck him if i wasn't there. for best friends with integrity.

10-20-2008, 11:57 PM	#12
infinity Newbie I'm a Guy Living in portland	bros b 4 hos

10-21-2008, 12:30 AM	#15
ODiE I am naked... Right now. I'm a Gentleman Living in Issaquah, WA	I saw her ring :angry

10-21-2008, 07:32 AM	#19
Dirk Digler Newbie I'm a Guy Living in Spokane	Until I notice the adams apple

10-21-2008, 08:52 AM	#20
Kasper Rockstar I'm a Guy Living in Tacoma	Until she said " I have some drama going on right now".

10-21-2008, 09:02 AM	#21
lovegun Stick and move I'm a Guy Living in pornocopia Blog Entries: 1	she beg to go down on me before I even knew her name, I was easy at the time but damn I did not want her to keep on giving if you know what I am talking about.

10-21-2008, 09:42 AM	#22
Dragonfish Sleepnowinthefire I'm a Guy Living in Olympia	Infidelity, and all that goes with it. That's the deal breaker.

10-22-2008, 05:44 AM	#26
dizzle dirty little filipino boy I'm a Dude Living in Lynnwood	until i saw them dance until i kissed them until i found out she had no rhythm until i found out about her husband who she's in the process of divorcing because he's in the army and is stationed over in iraq.

10-22-2008, 11:27 AM	#29
Raven Ryder Newbie I'm a Guy Living in Lynnwood, WA	until she started talking

10-22-2008, 11:29 AM	#31
TeashaMae ~Messy Baby~ I'm a Chicky-poo Living in my own reality....	Until he started making out with my gay roommates....

10-22-2008, 06:44 PM	#33
PDcycles Newbie I'm a Gentleman Living in Winston, Oregon	Untill I could no longer deny to myself that she had been, and still was, cheating.

05-05-2009, 09:46 AM	#40
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	Hmm.. maybe they are just related.. or it's the twin you never meet. __________________ I'm haivng curry tuna on cracked wheat sour dough / borckly cheader quiesh and wine

05-05-2009, 02:06 PM	#42
Bikenut Litte Mary Sunshine I'm a Girl Living in just this of side of hell	til I realized he had the word 'commiting' confused with commanding lol - not sure how I ever missed this post __________________ What if the hokey pokey really is what it's ALL about

05-07-2009, 12:18 PM	#44
jjoker Random Fact Man I'm a Gentleman Living in Spokane	...until I saw men's shaving gear, and 'happy family picture (her, her husband, and couple of kids) in her bathroom ...until she tried to run me over with a car over a bathing suit ...until she was ready to throw down in a pub when she saw a sister of a girl that I had a crush on years before

05-07-2009, 02:36 PM	#45
Miss Annette Sarah's little mermaid I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	^^^^^ My brothers ex tried to run him over with the car......but he cheated on her. It was really over a bathing suite?!?!?!?

05-07-2009, 06:07 PM	#48
Miss Annette Sarah's little mermaid I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	WHAT?!?!?!? I need the rest of the story now!!!! I am off to dinner and the movies and won't be back till late. It's not Kareoke but at least I don't need anyone to entertain me!!! lol......This sucks!!!!

05-07-2009, 06:39 PM	#49
jjoker Random Fact Man I'm a Gentleman Living in Spokane	Well, that's just not me to leave with the job half done, pants around ankles, shirt undone.... I mean who does that. I will, however, make you reread the whole thing so that it infact look like one story rather than a mini series. I am working on part 2 right now - right now, right now

05-07-2009, 07:23 PM	#51
jjoker Random Fact Man I'm a Gentleman Living in Spokane	Yep, I remember it like it was yesterday... awwwh... we were soo in love, last year of highschool, summer approaching, and she wanted, 'oh so much', to go shopping. God only knows, she needed another bathing suit, like I needed second asshole, but that would be kinda fun, so what the heck. Off into her 70' oldsmobile, which was more of a tank than a car, we hopped, and started on our 30 mile drive from small little town ofDayton to the big city of Walla Walla, shivering with excitement of it all. Nothing worth remembering happend on the way, so lets forward to the part where she goes into the changing room, and pops out withe the bathing suite on. 'Tuh duuh!' the dressing room door swings open, and out pops the love of my, "oh so very young dumb full of ...", life, resembling a stripper jumping out of a birthday cake. And against my better judgement, as this is the girl, to whom I've uttered my forever hauting words 'Ok Bitch' when she asked me to talk dirty to her, and out my lips "Honey it's blue!" slips out. Clearly the wrong thing to say to a girl in blue bathing suite, and information that will be etched to my memory for the rest of my days. I've never seen anybody turn around so fast on her imaginary heels, slamming the changing room door with such force, it nearly came of the hinges. Realizing mypredicament, I cluched to the door, and pleaded, but the only reply I got was "We're done!" When she came out, and I scraped myself from being squished by the door, I followed her to the car, patiently waiting in the parking lot. I didn't realize what was happening when she popped the trunk, until I saw my school books, and folder flying through the air like tossed salad. I was not getting back in that car, and have a 30 mile hike back to Dayton ahead of me. When tossed salad was done, she hopped in her car, and took off, circling the parking lot couple more times giving me the bird on passing by, and poof she was gone. I asked a fellow bystander watching the entire 'days of our lives' episode unfold right in front of his eyes, if he would be so kind and watched my belongings while I make a phone call. And of course I called her mom, she agreed to pick me up, and that I am to start walking towards dayton. As I walk back to my gear, the love of my life comes back to torment me some more, as I was obviously not bleeding out of enough wounds. She pulls up, and asks if I am hungry, because she was just at burger king, and would give me a ride there so I could eat. My spider sense realized that this is nothing but a plot to get me back in the car, and since I had already arranged pickup, thus gaining footing, I declined and mentioned that I am on my way to meet up with my ride. I didn't have to be prompted again to divulge that it was her mom, who's coming to pick me up, and as you can imagine, this was just like pouring gasoline on a fire, except lot more explosive and volatile. I half listened to her shouts as I walked south towards the highway, having an devilish delight from the fact that I was not infact stranded, and at her mercy. And again she sped off, this time for good, or so I thought. Few minutes on my trudge back to Dayton on the side of the road, books getting heavy in my arm, my gods-gift-to-men, girl speeds up from behind, and cuts right in front of me, blocking my path, and in less than delightful voice starts shouting "Get the Fuck in the Car!" And of course those are just the words any man yearns to hear. So the fighting gloves went on, and I shouted back "I ain't getting in that car, I am nobody's fucking dog!" But she shouted more, and the verbal altercation continued, and pretty soon we were arguing with my face at her drivers window. I said I was done, and went to collect my books from the hood of her car, she punched the gas, catching my pants on driver's side window, probably the only thing saving me from going under the car. Fortunately this was exactly the moment when police showed up, because of a domestic violence call from a neighboring gas station. And that, my friends, is how I almost got run over by a car over the very much blue bathing suit, which kinda looked like the one below Last edited by jjoker; 05-07-2009 at 07:38 PM.. Reason: spellcheck

05-07-2009, 08:18 PM	#53
Bikenut Litte Mary Sunshine I'm a Girl Living in just this of side of hell	Well worth the wait!! She sounds like my long lost sister Xcept I would have made sure I would have taken you out and it would have taken more than some ill placed comment towards me to cause that that kind of reaction I thinks it's HILAROUS you called her mom __________________ What if the hokey pokey really is what it's ALL about

05-12-2009, 07:05 AM	#55
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	I was into her until I found out about the other guy(s) getting into her. Scene... I showed up to a party in college, my bro met me at the door and didn't look like he was having a very good time... what the? He just said, "follow me" as we went through the crowded house and then stopped and said, "This is going to sting a little bit" as I peered through the bedroom doorway and saw her socks up in the air. Oh well, that's college I guess and much good came of it in the long run. some other ones... until I got my driver's license until her best friend asked me to her prom until I met her cousin until I could see we had no future until I met the lady that became my wife __________________ Vigilante 3-7-77

05-20-2009, 09:17 PM	#56
Mikercw Will Say What Most Wont I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas	I was so into her til she whipped a dick out bigger than mine,,,,,,then I found a HAWT Beaner __________________ DISCLAIMER: I WILL say or do things you may not like. DO NOT get all butt hurt over it. If you have a problem. SAY SOMETHING Women want to ask my opinion... But they may never want my answer

05-21-2009, 04:51 PM	#57
Whitefire Splenda Momma I'm a Female Living in South of King County	until... he revealed he had more sex toys than I did! Millionaire or not, that man definitely wierded me out the more comfortable he got around me.