SiX

Until they thought I was fucking stupid enough to click on their idiotic link.

Vigilante

Ha, that knocked... I mean cracked me up.

This Viagra tastes just like spam.

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SiX

wait... Viagra tastes like meat? Oh the thoughts running through my head right now.....

Miss Annette

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SiX

I'm having such an ADD type of day I can't focus on any of the thoughts long enough to type one!

Oh wait! Does viagra plump when you cook it?

sin808

Only when it gets hot..

Vigilante

I would have thought that after it's cooked, it would shrivel up?

but I'm obviously no expert... eh hum.

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Vigilante

^^ You can tell GodVIAGRA to f*** off, but he just stays hard as a rock and keeps on!

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SiX

Only when it gets cold again.

Washingtonblonde

Hmm.. which do you think is better. Viagra from Canada or Viagra from Mexico?

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sin808

Definitely Canadian..but if you really want the best you have to go to Holland ;)

Washingtonblonde

Holland, eh... you don't say?

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SiX

Is it *special* in Holland?

Miss Annette

Maybe Holland men just need it more.....

sin808

dude...seriously...it's ban hammer time. please.

Mikercw

Hey and this is the awesome reason why not having a admin or mod to delete his account is soooo amazing!

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Vigilante

GodVIAGRA denied my friend request... :(

Here's to you...

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sin808

maybe he's just trying to get us to join all those other forums..and THAT'S the real spam!

SiX

Seriously, we need a mod, I'd totally ban his ass

Avboden

oh lets see.. all in the past year

Girl 1: Until I figured out she had just used me for a month, then started ignoring me, then started going out with a dude who I have a feeling she saw while we were together...he's 10 years older than her.. and we're 20, he was 30..wtf

Girl 2: Until after a week she decided to absolutly ignore me, run away from me if I entered a room, then started going out withsomeone else the week after. Didn't have the guts to tell me.

Girl 3: I started talking to a girl in one of my classes all the time, flirting, etc. We hang out for coffee a few times with one of her friends. Finally she comes over to watch a movie one night, I kiss her. So I find out her last BF of 3 years cheated on her....great...so she's not sure she's ready. So I take it super slow. We go out, hang out,she makes me dinner a few times. I go over to her place to help her out with stuff, for all intensive purposes we were dating, yet no one knew about it cept her best friend. We never held hands, kissed in public, nothing. I noticed after a few weeks she got slightly more reluctant to kiss me, cuddle, etc. I tell her to never be afraid to hurt me, that the not knowing is way worse and if she has something to tell me, she just needs to tell me. She tells me nothing so we keep going. I gave her an out, she didn't take it. Finally just before spring break i'm at her place at 2am, just hanging out with her and just flat out ask her where we're at. She says "i'm not ready yet, i'm just not ready yet" yada yada, when I ask what I should do she says she likes hanging out with me..but as friends" I had taken it so slow with her because I knew she needed time, saying she wasn't ready. We never even made out for more than 10 seconds at a time for over a month! I didn't know I had such restraint. I really fell for her, badly. Anyways 3 weeks after we "break up" she starts seeing some dude from her hometown. I'm fucking PISSED. You have no idea how used I felt. Not only that she kept trying to talk to me all the time like nothing had changed. FINALLY after a few weeks she picked up on how pissed I was and tells me to spill it. So I go off on her, tell her it makes no sense. She seemed to like me, I was perfect for her, was the perfect guy. yet she uses me even after I told her about my experience with girl 1 and what NOT to do with me. She did it anyways.

Well her excuse was that she didn't "feel" it with me. She THOUGHT it was because she wasn't ready. She kept trying to wait it out and see if it would work and that's why didn't tell me anything when I gave her the out. Then after a few weeks she just magically "felt" it with this guy and they start going out immediately. She claims to feel horrible...and I believe her but I still will never forgive her fully. We talk occasionally but she keeps ending up talking about her new BF and one of these times i'm just going to tell her to fuck off.

Girl 4: I had known her for a while. We flirted all the time, went out finally after a while. Got a little physical after a few weeks, nothing major. Then she dissapears of the face of the earth for 2 weeks. Finally I get her friend to tell me that she's just super sick...well shit she coulda told me that. Finally we get together, she decides she doesn't want to start anything that close to the end of the school year. What ever see ya bitch.

Girl 5: Girl I had known for a long time, then hadn't seen her in ages. Ran into her at a party, had massive chemistry. Hung out tons, went to parties, went out, spent the night, all within a few days, went super quick.... and then she tells me she wants to stay with her BOYFRIEND who was on exchange in newzeland.


Yeah I think i was into them all until they decided to be deceitful conniving bitches

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Miss Annette

^^^^
Um.....WOW. Somehow Im sorry doesnt seem to cut it.....HOWEVER, I can tell you similar stories about guys that have used me and didn't have the balls to man up to what they did. It works both ways............... :(

MrsD

Affairs of the heart suck, I'm watching one daughter giving up on her marriage. The other daughters ex BF never could get over his ex GF but wanted to string my daughter along. It seems to me that the wrong people are together a lot. Nice guy with b's for SO's or Great girls with dicks for BF's. Maybe I should start a match maker service...maybe I shouldn't think so early, although late for me in the am. However that sucks Avboden I hope you find a summer keeper, you too Miss Annette. Hey have you two met

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Mikercw

Nice guys do finish last....It blows

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sin808

don't think of it as finishing last, think of it as having more time to shop around ;)

jjoker

I was into her until....I found out she was a grandma with a daughter I would consider dating... nah, that wasn't it.... until she had to move to California for work ;-)

SiX

Until he kept talking about his crazy ex-wife that stalks him when he's in town.

ODiE

I believe the appropriate response at that point is "get your prick out of my girlfriend before I fucking kill you"

With that having been said I'm glad that shit has never happened to me. Coincidence? I think not.

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Mikercw

^^^ No thats when you take pics and post them on the internet and around College and tell everyone shes a slut...

Payback is a BITCH!

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^^^remind me to always stay on your good side

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sin808

You forgot to include the parent's, grandparents, employer and church.

I prefer to go along with the premise that everything is ok and fine. Sure we had our problems but we're past that now. Then have those pic's made into christmas cards, sent and kick her ass out.

Mikercw

Oh random emails with the link would be done!

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Vigilante

That only applies if you care about her enough to do that. Athough that does sound appropriate and I don't want to go into details, I had my suspicions before hand. I went over to her place for a surprise visit and drop off her birthday present only to find a couple dudes hanging out at her apartment "studying". hmm. After that I started distancing myself. My pals would ask me all the time... "What are you doing with her?" with a concerned/confused look meaning I could do much better, and I would just shrug and raise my eyebrows wondering myself. Even the other girls she lived with asked me that a couple times, and they were cuties! (the roommate trap!) I prolly knew there was no future. Anyway, I'd say we both saw it coming. Still, not the best way to handle the situation, but it was college... life is different when you live for friday night. There's plenty of blame to go around, and I prolly had it coming so I could feel first hand what it felt like.

As far as pics and all that... I didn't feel the need to "rub it in" (no pun intended). She felt pretty bad, blamed it on the booze, but I still don't really believe her. It's pretty tough to be turned loose in college and have a serious bf/gf. My pals had tons of fun giving me a hard time about how that all went down once I gave them the ok to do so. I proceeded to see how many phone numbers I could get before I left... I think I got three (maybe only two), but I don't remember calling any of them. Ahh, college days...

Maybe I really am the asshole everyone says I am then?

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cityxslicker

until I found out she was going to school with my sister.... ( I was in Jr High at the time, sis was in elementary.... ) I was breaking land speed records out of that one

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