Most ridiculous reasons to stop dating...

ratchet206 · 11-11-2008, 08:47 AM

What was the most ridiculous thing someone told you as the reason for why they didn't want to date you anymore?

Bonus: What was the most ridiculous thing someone told you on a date in general?

Mine are:

Five times now I've ben told that "It's just not going to work out, you are way too straight acting." That doesn't even make sense...

I tend to go with the "this is the best I could come up with but I'm too chicken to tell you the real reason" when I hear this one.

Bonus: With a totally serious expression on his face he said "Oh... I'm too pretty for reading." when asked what books he liked to read. He wasn't joking and he wasn't 'too pretty' for reading, whatever that means.

epiphany · 11-11-2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ratchet206

What was the most ridiculous thing someone told you as the reason for why they didn't want to date you anymore?

Bonus: What was the most ridiculous thing someone told you on a date in general?

Mine are:

Five times now I've ben told that "It's just not going to work out, you are way too straight acting." That doesn't even make sense...

I tend to go with the "this is the best I could come up with but I'm too chicken to tell you the real reason" when I hear this one.

Bonus: With a totally serious expression on his face he said "Oh... I'm too pretty for reading." when asked what books he liked to read. He wasn't joking and he wasn't 'too pretty' for reading, whatever that means.

What if you really are too straight acting?

Most ridiculous reason - when I caught her cheating and she accused me of being too nosy.

ratchet206 · 11-11-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by epiphany

What if you really are too straight acting?

Most ridiculous reason - when I caught her cheating and she accused me of being too nosy.

I'm just myself... I am just too much of a car and motorcycle geek for them, probably. What's really funny is that the guys who tell me this are very "straight acting" themselves...

Too nosey! haha That's awesome.

Wild Angel · 11-11-2008, 09:16 AM

I was told I am too Intense..They said they knew that about me when getting into the relationship but I guess he could not handle my Intense compassion and Care for others. He said it is not a bad thing and to keep being that way. Just too Intense for him!!

BONUS: I was told I am to Pretty to do anything I should just sit and look pretty.

elaine · 11-11-2008, 12:32 PM

I didn't know how to take a compliment...

Well... F*** You! Take THAT compliment!

mamarach · 11-11-2008, 01:07 PM

I'm "a strong woman." Yeah, that's what the dissolution paperwork says. You can guess what my response to that was.

Rev G · 11-11-2008, 01:43 PM

I was told. "Its not you, I just cant be with only one person"

Like are u F*cking serious, you could have told me that 6.5 years ago before we got married, had a kid, bought two houses, and I took my happy ass to Iraq!!!! OH, yeah, and thanks for telling me while I'm sitting in this shit hole country getting shot at everyday, screw cheaters :D

Washingtonblonde · 11-11-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev G

I was told. "Its not you, I just cant be with only one person"

Like are u F*cking serious, you could have told me that 6.5 years ago before we got married, had a kid, bought two houses, and I took my happy ass to Iraq!!!! OH, yeah, and thanks for telling me while I'm sitting in this shit hole country getting shot at everyday, screw cheaters :D

Sorry.. I can relate.. minus the shit hole country and getting shot at.. that hasn't happened yet.

Rockerchic · 11-11-2008, 02:47 PM

I was told that my bike was obviously more important than he was....I rode off and never went back.

Missy · 11-11-2008, 02:48 PM

Lets see he broke up with me via text message that read "It is going to be too hard for us to be faithful to each other. I don't think we should be together."

Wow was the only thought going through my mind

DJ Nathan V · 11-11-2008, 03:09 PM

"My husband will be back from his trip in a couple weeks so..."

vivid · 11-11-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I was told that my bike was obviously more important than he was....I rode off and never went back.

x2

Sittin Pretty · 11-11-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by epiphany

What if you really are too straight acting?

Most ridiculous reason - when I caught her cheating and she accused me of being too nosy.

Dude...

I got the line... I'm going to college and need to to be able to have the full experience. Too bad he was going to community college just up the road.

Washingtonblonde · 11-11-2008, 03:35 PM

^^^^^Haha.

My friend got dumped with stickie notes.. TWICE! Not sure what they said exactly.. but she wasn't really impressed.

ratchet206 · 11-11-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I was told that my bike was obviously more important than he was....I rode off and never went back.

Well duh it's more important. Some people, sheesh!

Mikercw · 11-11-2008, 05:26 PM

1. I looked to much like her brother

2. I left a girl for her best friend by saying.... Your best friend is now my girlfriend

3. I didnt dress the way she liked

4. She didnt like how I act "gay" sometimes... Kevin might get a kick outta that one

Rockerchic · 11-11-2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ratchet206

Well duh it's more important. Some people, sheesh!

well, actually, it was the joy the bike gave me, not the actual bike...but I don't think he understood the difference. Well, that was until he went and bought a bike a few weeks later and wanted to go ride....mmmmm, no thank you. Too late

Amy Jane · 11-11-2008, 07:18 PM

I think the best one was "i'm gay" which aparantly meant "I don't know how to tell you that i'm seeing your best (female) friend from highschool" though she does look like a guy, so i guess that kind of counts.

Now this one wasn't me, but a boyfriend of mine broke up with his last girlfriend because she left fingerprints on his car after he had just waxed it. And i then broke up with him because he spent 30 minutes talking about how sexy his car was, that he named her sally, and if she was a woman, he wouldn't need me.

oh and kevin, i have some pictures that prove that you do act too straight sometimes.

JuiceBox · 11-11-2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Amy Jane

oh and kevin, i have some pictures that prove that you do act too straight more often than not.

fixed

dizzle · 11-11-2008, 08:38 PM

i can't think of a rediculous reason.

but i did break up with a girl because she didn't shave down there.

it didn't help she was my boss's daughter.

Wild Angel · 11-11-2008, 11:37 PM

Never mess with the bosses daughter!! a beaver is a beaver just hit it with a cleaver!!
Did you know they make beaver knives ya true they do I Google it heck here it is http://www.beaverknives.com/

Wild Angel · 11-11-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by elaine

I didn't know how to take a compliment...

Well... F*** You! Take THAT compliment!

He just did not know how to give a true Complement I think we can take them when they are truly meant not just said...you know the diffrence!!

ratchet206 · 11-12-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikercw

1. I looked to much like her brother

2. I left a girl for her best friend by saying.... Your best friend is now my girlfriend

3. I didnt dress the way she liked

4. She didnt like how I act "gay" sometimes... Kevin might get a kick outta that one

It is a bit scary how well you do that. Clearly you've taken it up the butt.

ratchet206 · 11-12-2008, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Amy Jane

I think the best one was "i'm gay" which aparantly meant "I don't know how to tell you that i'm seeing your best (female) friend from highschool" though she does look like a guy, so i guess that kind of counts.

Now this one wasn't me, but a boyfriend of mine broke up with his last girlfriend because she left fingerprints on his car after he had just waxed it. And i then broke up with him because he spent 30 minutes talking about how sexy his car was, that he named her sally, and if she was a woman, he wouldn't need me.

oh and kevin, i have some pictures that prove that you do act too straight sometimes.

Mikercw · 11-12-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ratchet206

It is a bit scary how well you do that. Clearly you've taken it up the butt.

Yes it is a bit scary....
and no I have not taken it up the butt...

If I were to ever be gay, I would be the giver... Never the taker

Sittin Pretty · 11-12-2008, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by dizzle

i can't think of a rediculous reason.

but i did break up with a girl because she didn't shave down there.

it didn't help she was my boss's daughter.

I would break up with myself if I didn't shave down there.....

dizzle · 11-12-2008, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sittin Pretty

I would break up with myself if I didn't shave down there.....

Cooley · 11-12-2008, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sittin Pretty

I would break up with myself if I didn't shave down there.....

lol, I <3 you right now.

Sittin Pretty · 11-12-2008, 08:38 AM

Sweet!

dizzle · 11-12-2008, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cooley

lol, I <3 you right now.

i thought of this when i read that.

Sittin Pretty · 11-12-2008, 08:47 AM

My heart just did melt....

I <3 you both!

dizzle · 11-12-2008, 08:52 AM

you've been watching too many chick flicks.

Cooley · 11-12-2008, 09:27 AM

did you just relate me to being a little cat?

lovegun · 11-12-2008, 09:38 AM

It's not you, it's your "package" yup that was said, but to this day I don't know if it was to big or to small which makes me sad

ratchet206 · 11-12-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

Yes it is a bit scary....
and no I have not taken it up the butt...

If I were to ever be gay, I would be the giver... Never the taker

To quote someone's sig "I might say or do things you might not like. DO NOT get all butt hurt over it. If you have a problem with it. SAY SOMETHING. I WILL say what most wont..."

Mikercw · 11-12-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ratchet206

To quote someone's sig "I might say or do things you might not like. DO NOT get all butt hurt over it. If you have a problem with it. SAY SOMETHING. I WILL say what most wont..."

Yes?

ratchet206 · 11-12-2008, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lovegun

It's not you, it's your "package" yup that was said, but to this day I don't know if it was to big or to small which makes me sad

Post a pic in the NWS section with poll options... It's the only way to know.

lovegun · 11-12-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ratchet206

Post a pic in the NWS section with poll options... It's the only way to know.

why this is tru, there are already pics out there

Wild Angel · 11-12-2008, 06:50 PM

NWS section I need to know how to find this section

Cooley · 11-12-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Wild Angel

NWS section I need to know how to find this section

that you do... (not much there right now though...)

Someone help the lady out!

Mikercw · 11-12-2008, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wild Angel

NWS section I need to know how to find this section

User Cp > Networking > Groups & Memberships > Join NWS

Also NWS threads dont appear on the "Home" recent topics... you have to go to the forums tab and scroll down to NWS Section

CStyle · 11-13-2008, 07:54 AM

I broke up with a really hot chick in highschool because she had a wart on her hand.

I think I said something along the lines of I wasn't ready to be in a relationship.

Hey kev....it just sounds like you need to find your polar opposite, you need a total fairy, pretty boy, to make your bitch...then you would even each other out.

ratchet206 · 11-13-2008, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CStyle

I broke up with a really hot chick in highschool because she had a wart on her hand.

I think I said something along the lines of I wasn't ready to be in a relationship.

Hey kev....it just sounds like you need to find your polar opposite, you need a total fairy, pretty boy, to make your bitch...then you would even each other out.

"If I wanted a woman I'd be straight!"

Mikercw · 11-13-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ratchet206

"if i wanted a woman i'd be straight!"

qft..... Sig

Edit: You can only have three lines on a sig....That sucks

Cooley · 11-13-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikercw

qft..... Sig

Edit: You can only have three lines on a sig....That sucks

combine your 3 to two! DO IT!

cityxslicker · 08-13-2009, 01:19 PM

I have a birthmark on my cheek. After dating for three months, she says we have to break up " I just cant date someone with a a a a mole"
She was stunned when I didnt want to give her a ride back from the resturant.

Vigilante · 08-13-2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockerchic

I was told that my bike was obviously more important than he was....I rode off and never went back.

X 4 or 5...

cityxslicker · 12-15-2009, 11:39 PM

had to quit seeing a girl, cuz I found I had "dated" her aunt, um yes, apparently it is that small of a town.

11-11-2008, 08:47 AM	#1
ratchet206 Preference for Men I'm a Dude Living in nowhere	Most ridiculous reasons to stop dating... What was the most ridiculous thing someone told you as the reason for why they didn't want to date you anymore? Bonus: What was the most ridiculous thing someone told you on a date in general? Mine are: Five times now I've ben told that "It's just not going to work out, you are way too straight acting." That doesn't even make sense... I tend to go with the "this is the best I could come up with but I'm too chicken to tell you the real reason" when I hear this one. Bonus: With a totally serious expression on his face he said "Oh... I'm too pretty for reading." when asked what books he liked to read. He wasn't joking and he wasn't 'too pretty' for reading, whatever that means.

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11-11-2008, 09:16 AM	#4
Wild Angel Doctor of Love...Ask away I'm a Lady Living in Spokane WA.	I was told I am too Intense..They said they knew that about me when getting into the relationship but I guess he could not handle my Intense compassion and Care for others. He said it is not a bad thing and to keep being that way. Just too Intense for him!! BONUS: I was told I am to Pretty to do anything I should just sit and look pretty.

11-11-2008, 12:32 PM	#5
elaine tellyourhotfriendtocallme I'm a Lady Living in Auburn	I didn't know how to take a compliment... Well... F*** You! Take THAT compliment!

11-11-2008, 01:07 PM	#6
mamarach PNW Love Freshman I'm a Lady Living in Everett	I'm "a strong woman." Yeah, that's what the dissolution paperwork says. You can guess what my response to that was.

11-11-2008, 01:43 PM	#7
Rev G Certified Reverend I'm a Guy Living in Tacoma	I was told. "Its not you, I just cant be with only one person" Like are u F*cking serious, you could have told me that 6.5 years ago before we got married, had a kid, bought two houses, and I took my happy ass to Iraq!!!! OH, yeah, and thanks for telling me while I'm sitting in this shit hole country getting shot at everyday, screw cheaters :D

11-11-2008, 02:47 PM	#9
Rockerchic miss-communicator I'm a Female Living in spokane	I was told that my bike was obviously more important than he was....I rode off and never went back.

11-11-2008, 02:48 PM	#10
Missy PNW Love Sophomore I'm a Lady Living in Federal Way	Lets see he broke up with me via text message that read "It is going to be too hard for us to be faithful to each other. I don't think we should be together." Wow was the only thought going through my mind

11-11-2008, 03:09 PM	#11
DJ Nathan V M0DERAT0R I'm a Gentleman Living in Auburn, WA	"My husband will be back from his trip in a couple weeks so..."

11-11-2008, 03:35 PM	#14
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	^^^^^Haha. My friend got dumped with stickie notes.. TWICE! Not sure what they said exactly.. but she wasn't really impressed.

11-11-2008, 05:26 PM	#16
Mikercw PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in somewhere	1. I looked to much like her brother 2. I left a girl for her best friend by saying.... Your best friend is now my girlfriend 3. I didnt dress the way she liked 4. She didnt like how I act "gay" sometimes... Kevin might get a kick outta that one

11-11-2008, 07:18 PM	#18
Amy Jane Newbie I'm a Lady Living in Bothell	I think the best one was "i'm gay" which aparantly meant "I don't know how to tell you that i'm seeing your best (female) friend from highschool" though she does look like a guy, so i guess that kind of counts. Now this one wasn't me, but a boyfriend of mine broke up with his last girlfriend because she left fingerprints on his car after he had just waxed it. And i then broke up with him because he spent 30 minutes talking about how sexy his car was, that he named her sally, and if she was a woman, he wouldn't need me. oh and kevin, i have some pictures that prove that you do act too straight sometimes.

11-11-2008, 08:38 PM	#20
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	i can't think of a rediculous reason. but i did break up with a girl because she didn't shave down there. it didn't help she was my boss's daughter.

11-11-2008, 11:37 PM	#21
Wild Angel Doctor of Love...Ask away I'm a Lady Living in Spokane WA.	Never mess with the bosses daughter!! a beaver is a beaver just hit it with a cleaver!! Did you know they make beaver knives ya true they do I Google it heck here it is http://www.beaverknives.com/

11-12-2008, 08:38 AM	#29
Sittin Pretty PNW Love Senior I'm a Chicky-poo Living in South End	Sweet!

11-12-2008, 08:47 AM	#31
Sittin Pretty PNW Love Senior I'm a Chicky-poo Living in South End	My heart just did melt.... I <3 you both!

11-12-2008, 08:52 AM	#32
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	you've been watching too many chick flicks.

11-12-2008, 09:27 AM	#33
Cooley Awesome. I'm a Dude Living in Seattle	did you just relate me to being a little cat?

11-12-2008, 09:38 AM	#34
lovegun Stick and move I'm a Guy Living in pornocopia	It's not you, it's your "package" yup that was said, but to this day I don't know if it was to big or to small which makes me sad

11-12-2008, 06:50 PM	#39
Wild Angel Doctor of Love...Ask away I'm a Lady Living in Spokane WA.	NWS section I need to know how to find this section

11-13-2008, 07:54 AM	#42
CStyle Today I choose Life I'm a Gentleman Living in Marital Bliss...	I broke up with a really hot chick in highschool because she had a wart on her hand. I think I said something along the lines of I wasn't ready to be in a relationship. Hey kev....it just sounds like you need to find your polar opposite, you need a total fairy, pretty boy, to make your bitch...then you would even each other out.

08-13-2009, 01:19 PM	#46
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby!	I have a birthmark on my cheek. After dating for three months, she says we have to break up " I just cant date someone with a a a a mole" She was stunned when I didnt want to give her a ride back from the resturant.

12-15-2009, 11:39 PM	#48
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby!	had to quit seeing a girl, cuz I found I had "dated" her aunt, um yes, apparently it is that small of a town.