If the Price is right.

cityxslicker · 05-14-2010, 12:50 AM

For sale, barter, lease or trade
One penis. Slightly used. Straight. Attached to resident host, must take as package deal. Test drives on an approved appointment basis only. Qualified candidates may apply by response, winning customer bids will get an inquiry for with in, must include photo. Bid now, and avoid the rush. Open only to local US female customers, others need not apply, void where prohibited; limit one per.... well come and get it, we will talk limitations later.

And the question on everyones lips.... How big is it ?
How long you wanna suck ?....

Mikercw · 05-14-2010, 01:32 AM

bored are we?!?!

MrsD · 05-14-2010, 06:06 AM

Only slightly used...

the first lie out of the salesman's mouth.

Mikercw · 05-14-2010, 01:36 PM

its beat up and needs maintenance.....

MrsD · 05-14-2010, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

its beat up and needs maintenance.....

Vigilante · 05-14-2010, 07:09 PM

So you are "up for grabs" eh?

cityxslicker · 05-14-2010, 08:11 PM

I was thinking that if this is a 'love' site, there should be some personals !
if nothing more than for entertainment value

Yeah, I was bored.

Vigilante · 05-22-2010, 09:14 PM

Any takers or are they all just tire kickers?

cityxslicker · 05-24-2010, 06:40 PM

no locals, but if I make it to Russia/Ukraine, I am the friggen pop star with the entourage of young 20 somethings and my pick of the crop

cityxslicker · 06-22-2010, 01:13 PM

apparently the local economy is just not ready for my product launch. Yet another American asset outsourced over seas.

Mikercw · 06-23-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cityxslicker

I am the friggen pop star with the entourage of young 20 somethings and my pick of the crop

cityxslicker · 06-24-2010, 11:55 AM

I will send the pictures back when I get there.
They maybe the only thing that makes it back

Hell I cant give it away here.
there I get to be prostidude

cityxslicker · 12-30-2010, 12:21 AM

another 6 months confirms, american girls dont get the slicker; at all.

cityxslicker · 03-12-2011, 05:51 PM

ax well, this can come down, not that it ever got off the ground !

05-14-2010, 12:50 AM	#1
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	If the Price is right. For sale, barter, lease or trade One penis. Slightly used. Straight. Attached to resident host, must take as package deal. Test drives on an approved appointment basis only. Qualified candidates may apply by response, winning customer bids will get an inquiry for with in, must include photo. Bid now, and avoid the rush. Open only to local US female customers, others need not apply, void where prohibited; limit one per.... well come and get it, we will talk limitations later. And the question on everyones lips.... How big is it ? How long you wanna suck ?....

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05-14-2010, 01:32 AM	#2
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	bored are we?!?!

05-14-2010, 06:06 AM	#3
MrsD Married and then some. I'm a Female Living in Crazytown Looking for Conversation Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 5	Only slightly used... the first lie out of the salesman's mouth.

05-14-2010, 01:36 PM	#4
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	its beat up and needs maintenance.....

05-14-2010, 07:09 PM	#6
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	So you are "up for grabs" eh?

05-14-2010, 08:11 PM	#7
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	I was thinking that if this is a 'love' site, there should be some personals ! if nothing more than for entertainment value Yeah, I was bored.

05-22-2010, 09:14 PM	#8
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	Any takers or are they all just tire kickers?

05-24-2010, 06:40 PM	#9
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	no locals, but if I make it to Russia/Ukraine, I am the friggen pop star with the entourage of young 20 somethings and my pick of the crop

06-22-2010, 01:13 PM	#10
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	apparently the local economy is just not ready for my product launch. Yet another American asset outsourced over seas.

06-24-2010, 11:55 AM	#12
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	I will send the pictures back when I get there. They maybe the only thing that makes it back Hell I cant give it away here. there I get to be prostidude

12-30-2010, 12:21 AM	#13
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	another 6 months confirms, american girls dont get the slicker; at all.

03-12-2011, 05:51 PM	#14
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	ax well, this can come down, not that it ever got off the ground !