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Old 01-25-2011, 12:30 PM   #1
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My boyfriend dumped me 3 weeks ago?

for spying and maiing his female friends,i loved him,and he called me saturday night crying that he missed me etc,but I ****** up.angry i told him to get lost i met someone new...i apologised next day, i mean he still calls me up and doesn't speak to hear my voice,and looks at my pics online.he just won't repy to my mai in 3 weeks i keep texting him like mad and can see he is online every day..do i give up?
 
Old 01-25-2011, 04:25 PM   #2
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for spying and maiing his female friends.....
he just won't repy to my mai in 3 weeks i keep texting him like mad and can see he is online every day
umm...

oh, and your L key seems to be failing.
 
Old 01-25-2011, 08:22 PM   #3
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I don't do well with these questions they confuse me.
Why were you spying and mailing...oh heck wheres Mike when we need him.
 
Old 01-26-2011, 12:54 AM   #4
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I smell spam. I will retort with the advise going around the jeep forum

You want my opinion? Ok…

Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

You’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies, and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”

Do you really want to help him? Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail, put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off, and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.

Make him realize that rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery; every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing. Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…

Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls, even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister, or girlfriend…)

But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain. Do not say a single negative thing. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, or cut your finger, or bang a knuckle, you just shut up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.

That’s my opinion.

too funny
 
Old 01-26-2011, 01:45 AM   #5
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Now I know why Duane married me.. I'm pony tail girl.
To add to this advise from the other side of the fence. Be prepared to do this your whole life. Once you show a man you can turn a wrench, chop wood, buck bails, cook, still clean up nice and show him a good time. Your doomed
 
Old 01-26-2011, 09:17 AM   #6
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^ Like

Too bad this forum doesn't have a "like" button.
 
Old 02-16-2011, 05:44 PM   #7
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Now I know why Duane married me.. I'm pony tail girl.
To add to this advise from the other side of the fence. Be prepared to do this your whole life. Once you show a man you can turn a wrench, chop wood, buck bails, cook, still clean up nice and show him a good time. Your doomed
doomed = loved?

I just learned something.
 
Old 02-16-2011, 06:05 PM   #8
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doomed = loved?

I just learned something.
Thats Right how the heck are you stranger???
 
Old 02-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #9
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I'm thinking since you can't spell and spend your time contacting his female freinds the whole thing is a lost cause. Loving some spam...although I'd rather have it fried
 
Old 02-16-2011, 10:31 PM   #10
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Thats Right how the heck are you stranger???
I'm rockin'! Life is good (mostly because I just decided it would be).

How's this place doin'?
 
Old 02-17-2011, 03:56 AM   #11
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I'm rockin'! Life is good (mostly because I just decided it would be).

How's this place doin'?
Were staying a float...
 
Old 02-17-2011, 01:42 PM   #12
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oh heck wheres Mike when we need him.
I is here....



Bitch you messed up... take it like a champ and move on and spy on a new guy
 
Old 02-17-2011, 08:50 PM   #13
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He went away
Because you spied around and made drama every night
And, when He went to work, you logged on
You said things that weren't very nice

Your boyfriend's left, and you're nothin but trouble
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
You got caught snoopin', ya bet he left on the double
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
You've been spreadin' lies that we all know was untrue
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
So look out now, 'cause he's makin a meme after you
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)

Hey, he knows that you've been tryin'
And he knows that you've been lyin'

He's put up with your shit for too long a time
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
Now, its his hack, and posting your drunk photos
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
You're gonna be sorry, he signed you up for goatse porn
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
'Cause your kind of big ho and he's awful bored
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)

Hey, he knows youre a drama queen'
Now, you're gonna be on googles big screen'
What made you think delete all the pics of your boobs?
You're a bitch and now youll be on you tube
Wait and see!

Your boyfriend's left; he's gonna ruin your reputation
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)
Such a skank, your fat ass will be as common as 'the situation'
(Hey la, hey la, your boyfriend's left)

Hey, remember that photo with cum-in?'
Now, you gonna see how dumb ya been

Wait and see!

Your boyfriend's left; he's gonna ruin your reputation
La, hey la, Your boyfriend's left
La, hey la, Your boyfriend's left

 
Old 02-18-2011, 04:08 AM   #14
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Well then now that songs stuck in my head.
 
Old 02-18-2011, 08:27 AM   #15
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YouTube - The Angels : My Boyfriend's Back

it IS catchy and annoying..... which is exactly how my version got started.
 
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