If a the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what organ do we go through to

wingman · 11-04-2008, 10:02 PM

If a the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what organ do we go through to get to a woman's heart?

Washingtonblonde · 11-04-2008, 10:03 PM

Mine is my stomach! I love to eat! It shows! LOL!

Edit: And wine.

evander · 11-04-2008, 10:05 PM

their brain

Rockerchic · 11-04-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Washingtonblonde

Mine is my stomach! I love to eat! It shows! LOL!

Edit: And wine.

i think its time to start a wine list...

or pnwwhinos

Washingtonblonde · 11-04-2008, 10:13 PM

Oh.. I'll get started on a list!!! No problem! LOL..

Cooley · 11-04-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockerchic

i think its time to start a wine list...

or pnwwhinos

IN!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washingtonblonde

Mine is my stomach! I love to eat! It shows! LOL!

Edit: And wine.

Don't believe it, you turn down people making food all the time!

dizzle · 11-04-2008, 10:14 PM

pnwwhino's?

FUCK YES.

Washingtonblonde · 11-04-2008, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cooley

Don't believe it, you turn down people making food all the time!

Okay.. I won't say no anymore!

Cooley · 11-04-2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dizzle

pnwwhino's?

FUCK YES.

I know right, ain't that the shit!?

Mikercw · 11-05-2008, 12:00 AM

Does the mouth count?

cityxslicker · 01-04-2010, 08:59 AM

What goes from 0-60 in under five seconds ?....
Nibbling on the ear lobe and whispering dirty Russian verb conjugations and prepositional phrases ..... Granted that has a very limited audience, but it worked for me

Ya hochy trogatb tvoya pygavutsa c yazikom na ctole do prosnola coznanya, ceuchac"

I want to tongue wrestle your button on that table until you pass out, right now.

button is obviously colloquial :D

Mikercw · 01-04-2010, 01:33 PM

^^^
Ya hochy trogatb tvoya pygavutsa c yazikom na ctole do prosnola coznanya, ceuchac"

I def. need to learn this

cityxslicker · 01-04-2010, 05:06 PM

Im tellin ya, you dig it the most. You know whats best about Russians... the little differences, ....

YouTube - Pulp Fiction - Car scene

cityxslicker · 05-13-2010, 09:41 AM

If the way to a mans heart is his stomach......

I would say you get the clit and do it right, that there should be no reason she is not coming back for breakfast, nooners, siestas, dessert, a night cap and a mid nite romp.

*caveat; repeated doses required, apparently long distance does outweigh linguistic talent.

Qtip · 05-13-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cityxslicker

If the way to a mans heart is his stomach......

I would say you get the clit and do it right, that there should be no reason she is not coming back for breakfast, nooners, siestas, dessert, a night cap and a mid nite romp.

*caveat; repeated doses required, apparently long distance does outweigh linguistic talent.

Long distance outweighs more than just the linguistic talent my friend

Vigilante · 05-22-2010, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wingman

If a the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what organ do we go through to get to a woman's heart?

I think I'd go through her vacuum, dishes, and/or laundry.

then

?

MrsD · 05-23-2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Vigilante

I think I'd go through her vacuum, dishes, and/or laundry.

then

?

Random acts of kindness always make it to the heart.

Qtip · 05-23-2010, 01:28 PM

^^^ by buying her new vacuum bags, dish soap or a laundry basket? That seems easy enough

Vigilante · 05-23-2010, 03:15 PM

^^ Exactly! That's what I was thinking.

Maybe this Christmas...

MrsD · 05-23-2010, 04:00 PM

Good Luck with that boys.

Qtip · 05-23-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsD

Good Luck with that boys.

So you're saying if Duane bought you a shining new Dyson turbo hurricane vacuum with all the attachments you wouldn't be just a little bit excited?

Yep that's what I thought

Mikercw · 05-23-2010, 04:42 PM

^^^^ Point Q !!

MrsD · 05-23-2010, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qtip

So you're saying if Duane bought you a shining new Dyson turbo hurricane vacuum with all the attachments you wouldn't be just a little bit excited?

Yep that's what I thought

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikercw

^^^^ Point Q !!

Whoa.. back up the train there boys. There was nothing said about a new vac it was bags, dish soap and laundry baskets get your facts straight.

Vigilante · 05-23-2010, 08:37 PM

Maybe a nice new 12 gauge... you know... to hand in the china cabinet.

I mean what woman would love to look at the engraving, etc.?

MrsD · 05-24-2010, 05:55 AM

^^some 12 gauge's are exquisite in detail my Dad has a John Wayne replica its beautiful. However giving a women the gift of gun is to be thought about very carefully with consideration of mood swings, pms and well woman things. All of which we can use to plead temporary insanity...because at times we are. Probably why my Dad didn't give me my grandfathers .38 special until about 5 yrs ago...the look on Duane's face

are you insane. Yep its locked away somewhere

Mikercw · 05-24-2010, 10:18 AM

mmmm.... A new 12 gauge would be sooooo nice...

Vigilante · 05-27-2010, 10:15 PM

^^ See!

Ya know they say the best gifts are the hardest ones to give away!!!

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11-04-2008, 10:03 PM	#2
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	Mine is my stomach! I love to eat! It shows! LOL! Edit: And wine.

11-04-2008, 10:05 PM	#3
evander is on lifes journey I'm a Guy Living in Spokane and loving it Looking for Conversation Humor is Raunchy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 2	their brain

11-04-2008, 10:13 PM	#5
Washingtonblonde So Amazingly Happy I'm a Lady Living in Lacey, WA	Oh.. I'll get started on a list!!! No problem! LOL..

11-04-2008, 10:14 PM	#7
dizzle Surprize! I'm a Dude Living in Newcastle Looking for Networking Interested in Women Humor is Clever/Quick-witted Have a Trendy fashion style	pnwwhino's? FUCK YES.

11-05-2008, 12:00 AM	#10
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	Does the mouth count?

01-04-2010, 08:59 AM	#11
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	What goes from 0-60 in under five seconds ?.... Nibbling on the ear lobe and whispering dirty Russian verb conjugations and prepositional phrases ..... Granted that has a very limited audience, but it worked for me Ya hochy trogatb tvoya pygavutsa c yazikom na ctole do prosnola coznanya, ceuchac" I want to tongue wrestle your button on that table until you pass out, right now. button is obviously colloquial :D

01-04-2010, 01:33 PM	#12
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	^^^ Ya hochy trogatb tvoya pygavutsa c yazikom na ctole do prosnola coznanya, ceuchac" I def. need to learn this

01-04-2010, 05:06 PM	#13
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	Im tellin ya, you dig it the most. You know whats best about Russians... the little differences, .... YouTube - Pulp Fiction - Car scene

05-13-2010, 09:41 AM	#14
cityxslicker PNW Love Member I'm a Dude Living in Sequim - Yeah, Baby! Blog Entries: 3	If the way to a mans heart is his stomach...... I would say you get the clit and do it right, that there should be no reason she is not coming back for breakfast, nooners, siestas, dessert, a night cap and a mid nite romp. *caveat; repeated doses required, apparently long distance does outweigh linguistic talent.

05-23-2010, 01:28 PM	#18
Qtip Engineer of the Love Boat I'm a Guy Living in One in Washington Blog Entries: 2	^^^ by buying her new vacuum bags, dish soap or a laundry basket? That seems easy enough

05-23-2010, 03:15 PM	#19
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	^^ Exactly! That's what I was thinking. Maybe this Christmas...

05-23-2010, 04:00 PM	#20
MrsD Married and then some. I'm a Female Living in Crazytown Looking for Conversation Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 5	Good Luck with that boys.

05-23-2010, 04:42 PM	#22
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	^^^^ Point Q !!

05-23-2010, 08:37 PM	#24
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	Maybe a nice new 12 gauge... you know... to hand in the china cabinet. I mean what woman would love to look at the engraving, etc.?

05-24-2010, 05:55 AM	#25
MrsD Married and then some. I'm a Female Living in Crazytown Looking for Conversation Humor is Goofy Have a Unique fashion style Blog Entries: 5	^^some 12 gauge's are exquisite in detail my Dad has a John Wayne replica its beautiful. However giving a women the gift of gun is to be thought about very carefully with consideration of mood swings, pms and well woman things. All of which we can use to plead temporary insanity...because at times we are. Probably why my Dad didn't give me my grandfathers .38 special until about 5 yrs ago...the look on Duane's face are you insane. Yep its locked away somewhere

05-24-2010, 10:18 AM	#26
Mikercw I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!!! I'm a Guy Living in Willy Wonka`s Chocolate Factory- Down The Hall From The Oompa Loompas Looking for Conversation Interested in Women Humor is Dry/Sarcastic Have a Trendy fashion style	mmmm.... A new 12 gauge would be sooooo nice...

05-27-2010, 10:15 PM	#27
Vigilante Very Married I'm a Male Living in Wenatchee	^^ See! Ya know they say the best gifts are the hardest ones to give away!!!