wingman

If a the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what organ do we go through to get to a woman's heart?

Washingtonblonde

Mine is my stomach! I love to eat! It shows! LOL!

Edit: And wine.

evander

their brain

Rockerchic

i think its time to start a wine list...


or pnwwhinos

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Washingtonblonde

Oh.. I'll get started on a list!!! No problem! LOL..

Cooley

IN!

Don't believe it, you turn down people making food all the time!

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dizzle

pnwwhino's?

FUCK YES.

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Washingtonblonde

Okay.. I won't say no anymore!

Cooley

I know right, ain't that the shit!?

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Mikercw

Does the mouth count?

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cityxslicker

What goes from 0-60 in under five seconds ?....
Nibbling on the ear lobe and whispering dirty Russian verb conjugations and prepositional phrases ..... Granted that has a very limited audience, but it worked for me

Ya hochy trogatb tvoya pygavutsa c yazikom na ctole do prosnola coznanya, ceuchac"

I want to tongue wrestle your button on that table until you pass out, right now.

button is obviously colloquial :D

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Mikercw

^^^
Ya hochy trogatb tvoya pygavutsa c yazikom na ctole do prosnola coznanya, ceuchac"


I def. need to learn this

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cityxslicker

Im tellin ya, you dig it the most. You know whats best about Russians... the little differences, ....

YouTube - Pulp Fiction - Car scene

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cityxslicker

If the way to a mans heart is his stomach......

I would say you get the clit and do it right, that there should be no reason she is not coming back for breakfast, nooners, siestas, dessert, a night cap and a mid nite romp.

*caveat; repeated doses required, apparently long distance does outweigh linguistic talent.

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Qtip

Long distance outweighs more than just the linguistic talent my friend

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Vigilante

I think I'd go through her vacuum, dishes, and/or laundry.

then ?

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MrsD

Random acts of kindness always make it to the heart.

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Qtip

^^^ by buying her new vacuum bags, dish soap or a laundry basket? That seems easy enough

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Vigilante

^^ Exactly! That's what I was thinking.

Maybe this Christmas...

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MrsD

Good Luck with that boys.

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Qtip

So you're saying if Duane bought you a shining new Dyson turbo hurricane vacuum with all the attachments you wouldn't be just a little bit excited?

Yep that's what I thought

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Mikercw

^^^^ Point Q !!

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MrsD

Whoa.. back up the train there boys. There was nothing said about a new vac it was bags, dish soap and laundry baskets get your facts straight.

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Vigilante

Maybe a nice new 12 gauge... you know... to hand in the china cabinet.

I mean what woman would love to look at the engraving, etc.?

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MrsD

^^some 12 gauge's are exquisite in detail my Dad has a John Wayne replica its beautiful. However giving a women the gift of gun is to be thought about very carefully with consideration of mood swings, pms and well woman things. All of which we can use to plead temporary insanity...because at times we are. Probably why my Dad didn't give me my grandfathers .38 special until about 5 yrs ago...the look on Duane's face are you insane. Yep its locked away somewhere

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Mikercw

mmmm.... A new 12 gauge would be sooooo nice...

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Vigilante

^^ See!

Ya know they say the best gifts are the hardest ones to give away!!!

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